I didn't ask for this

WARNING: this blog is usually 95% text posts about things in the life of a 24 year old ace female Canadian.

[weloveshortvideos]

[mademoiselle-neko]

LISTEN WITH SOUND

[love-lays-bleeding]

“Now be nice to the baby Charlie…. Aah! Charlie!”

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Synchronized tail wagging. [video]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[versacepirate]

this is it right here my fav post wow

[falsedetective]

this is the single most impressive paragraph i have ever laid eyes on

[oreti]

guess who broke her fucking toe and needs goddamn crutches GUESS HOW MUCH CRUTCHES HURT (worse than the broken toe)

[cabeswarren-moved]

princetenjolras:

I used to legitimately worry about whether I had the “right face shape” for short hair, until one day it dawned on me that short hair is compulsory for all men here in the US and nobody gives a shit whether they have the “right face shape” for it. And I’ve never heard any beauty advice implying that there is a “wrong face shape” for long hair on women either. 
Despite the artistry that does goes into the beauty industry, it exists first and foremost to enforce societal standards, and fuck that noise ok, the face shape bullshit is clearly dishonest and biased at best and a total myth at worst. Cut your hair any way you damn well want to and if it doesn’t look good it’s because you have a shitty ass barber ok not because you weren’t the right shape for it }:/

[moonlovesthedarkness]

[gifsboom]

[oleanderthoughts]

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED

[cumberchameleon]

do you know that the german word for "to carry something" is tragen. as in. somehing to trage your tea in. this is like. an international pun.

damn i punned really hard this time

[oreti]

It is so difficult to get a selfie with this cat

[scaredpotter]

when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

[feministsirius]

THIS TWITTER IS APPROPRIATELY NAMED AND I’M MAD ABOUT IT

[khaleesi]

I gasped in anger multiple times while reading tbh

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[wolkenstrahl]

LOL

[iguanamouth]

you seen that caterpillar that creates a cocoon that looks like a snake?

ahh i actually havent ! at first i thought you were actually talking about a CATERPILLAR that looks like a snake, and said cocoon on accident (specifically the caterpillar of the hemeroplanes triptolemus, or snake-mimic hawk moth)

but it TURNS OUT theres a species of butterfly that takes it way further, to the point where all the other caterpillars are like “is this really fuckin necessary”

its the chrysalis of the daring-owl butterfly ! a species thats found in trinidad and spends a good portion of its young adult life trying to convince other things that its not actually completely helpless

LOOK at the detail thats gone into this though- i cant even imagine the journey  this look mustve taken, with lightly less-snakelike chrysalises being eaten over time again and again until youve got something with definable eyes and scales

apparently if disturbed theyll also rock violently back and forth, furthering the idea that this is a very dangerous pitviper with the tiniest body imaginable

the adult butterflies are much less exciting but honestly they dont need to be with a history like that a+ bug

(photos from x x x x )

[likes-timelords]

Basically a cosplaying cocoon. Fascinating.

[thatmagicaldisneyplace]

This is important

[salon]

Carbon capture is an idea that’s been around for a while, but it’s always seemed like a bit of an afterthought, a way to slightly slow the pace at which we’re pumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. But what if we could do at a scale that would suck all the carbon we’ve emitted since the industrial revolution right out out of the atmosphere, and turn it into something incredibly useful?

This is the claim being made by Stuart Licht, a professor of chemistry at George Washington University, who earlier this month published a paper in Nano Letters demonstrating a method of turning atmospheric carbon dioxide into solid carbon using concentrated solar power, with only oxygen as the byproduct. The process, called Solar Thermal Electrochemical Photo (STEP) carbon capture, is highly efficient, as it uses both the visible light and heat of the concentrated solar radiation.

They also claim this will reverse climate change. Will it work?

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i didn’t read this but i’m hyped