bitch Ass Lucifer

im maggie and this is jackass

[grinchtesties]

This has been a PSA

[yourfavefucks]

The Grinch fucks to survive!

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up

server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-

me:

[bellygangstaboo]

The truth of this shook me

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[daily-garfield]

03/02/79

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dykesensei]

incredible

[miridai]

get this out of my s i g h t

[dinuguan]

[trapcard]

They are having an intense conversation

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[uglysex]

[blackmodel]

WOAH.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I really just yelped

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

lord almighty

[pileofknives]

Holy shit

[hhoran]

some bitch really showed up as fucking babadook for the rpdr9 finale

[evergreeneric-deactivated202211]

@milesjai

[tyleroakley]

YES MILES JAI GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

lol ur welcom

(also I took over @logotv​‘s instasnap)

[theonion]

COLUMBUS, OH—Marveling at how well preserved the archaic opinions were, a team of archaeologists from the Smithsonian Institution announced Thursday the discovery of a fully intact 17th-century belief system in Ohio congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH). “It’s just extraordinary to come across a perspective that dates back to the the mid-1600s and shows absolutely no signs of decay,” said Dr. Claire Goedde, explaining that while it’s not uncommon to encounter partial remains of convictions from that era, it’s exceedingly rare to recover a specimen this pristine. “All the 400-year-old viewpoints remain almost completely untouched, from religion’s place in society to the rights of women to the attitude toward science. I can only imagine the insights this single sample will provide as to how people who lived centuries ago saw the world around them.” Goedde added, however, that the congressman’s belief system was fragile even in near-perfect condition and could deteriorate rapidly if examined too much.

[meangirlnurse]

I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

[meangirlnurse]

anon: how many levels of warped “emotional labor” discourse are you on me: idk like five or six anon: you are like tiny baby. watch this

[octovine-deactivated20171107]

since the whole Gay Babadook thing got popular, i’ve honestly gotten less paranoid being home alone in my (pretty creepy) house. whenever i hear a bump, i just think “oh that’s just the babadook in my my basement, doing his gay shit” and it’s suddenly not scary

Thank You, Gay Babadook