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Please help my girlfriend make ends meet

Hi everyone,

my English trans girlfriend who is a teacher is still struggling to find new employment. UK social security also keeps stringing her along, so she’s struggling pretty badly financially at the moment. Any help anyone could provide to help pay for groceries and other daily expenses would be greatly appreciated.

Her paypal link is: paypal.me/mililanivf

I can’t do much to repay your kindness but I can proofread stuff and have programming experience so if there’s anything I can do in return please let me know.

hxgrl

Hi this thread is making me insane.

“A guy on Grindr I’ve spoken to a few times is currently telling me the wildest fucking story and I’m fairly sure the man is cursed”

hxgrl

pointnclick

me and my friends do this thing called “hitting em with the googoo gaga” where when we get hate mail or shit talked in online games we just reply “googoo gaga.” it makes gamers unspeakably mad. dont know why

pointnclick

they blocked me

glumshoe

when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again

glumshoe

people complain that my manner of writing is “stilted” and “pretentious” NOW but hooooly hell you should have seen it when I was a kid

I shit you not, the first line in one of my journals was “I am but a lass of nine years of age.”

glumshoe

#when my friends hamster died i said that he ‘’fell’’ like they said abt ppl dying in war

We would have gotten along swimmingly.

panseyiii-deactivated20180814

When I was about five my dad and I were joking around and he said “You’re a weirdo.” I then said, and I quote, “I suppose I am a rather odd child, are I not?”

I think about that a lot

glumshoe

I once described myself as “very queer indeed” on a school assignment, long before I ever figured that I am, indeed, very queer, in every sense of the word.

glumshoe

On the first day of kindergarten, they introduced us to our principal. I didn’t have the barest inkling of how Normal Humans greet authority figures, but I had read some books about knights and kings, so… I uh.

I bowed deeply and kissed my principal’s hand.

belby-barely-slumbers

you didn’t

glumshoe

ACTUALLY I left out the worst part.

We met the principal during an assembly at the beginning of the day, but I saw him again later when we were being shown around the library. That’s when I bowed and kissed his hand… and realized it wasn’t the principal. It was some other old man with white hair. “Oh, um, thank you,” he said, and walked off.

I was so embarrassed about kissing the wrong man’s hand that it didn’t occur to me to be embarrassed for thinking that bowing and hand-kissing was not the appropriate way to greet an elementary school principal.

glumshoe

a few years ago I started saying “hail and well met” as a joke but now it’s just my automatic greeting and I don’t even realize I’m saying it

whoops

guerrillatech

teamrocketing

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

weaselle

this is a man who has experienced The Public

keepcalmandcarriefischer

“Look at me”

theysaywhatasadsight

butchyena

dude.

falseficus

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

ophelia-thinks

insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.