oh no, bestie, not this blog

HELLO, MY LOVE!! she/they. born 1996

[gremlininho]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[vee-dmsr]

[torchrandom]

I was possessed by the spirit

[yyrie]

[hunnismokah]

adult zuko!!!

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[virtualgirladvance]

was expecting another goncharov but...its real?

[little-smartass]

if we’ve ever created an AU together I want you to know that I still love it and I still love you

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[byjove]

unpopular opinion but if I was a woman and I started dating a man and he kept talking about how he had a crazy ex who was just so crazy and hellbent on destroying his life, I’d just stop seeing him. either he is a raging misogynist and an abuser or she is really a problem and I don’t need that drama in my life. helping him harass and degrade her would not be an option in that scenario.

[wikicamp2]

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[seat-safety-switch]

Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.

Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[wnwnmemo]

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[shutyourmoustache]

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”