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Hi, in light of recent events if you have a selfie or anything as your PFP it's a block & flag on sight

#just in case anyone with that comes around here

foxglovedforest

MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏

brothermouse-skeleton

"Periods? Oh no, we don't have those here."

"What do you mean you don't have them? You can't just not have them!"

"Well, we have them, we just send them away."

"SEND THEM AWAY? HOW? TO WHERE?"

"Settle down, it's very straightforward. When someone starts getting their period they go to the local witch or wizard or necromancer or whatever's nearby and get a spell placed on them. All the blood gets sent straight to the throne of the Blood King. Which is nice because he loves blood and isn't too picky about where it comes from. This way he's not running around starting wars for his blood. He gets it free and on a regular basis."

"But what about period cramps?"

"Oh, we send those away too. Off to the orcs of the Screaming Mountains."

"That seems like it could cause problems. Aren't you worried they'll retaliate?"

"Well, no. The orcs....kind of like it? They apparently like pain about as much as the Blood King likes blood. So as long as we keep sending the period cramps, they leave us be."

"huh, I wonder why more kingdoms haven't tried this."

"Probably because those other kingdoms have normal neighbors."

bimmyjimmy

This is the shape he chose today

trutown-the-bard

banezarian

The Wii U recently turned 10 years old…

trutown-the-bard

choppedcowboydinosaur

I get the feeling the xbox 360 is going to be labeled retro in a few years.

trutown-the-bard

Xbox 360 will be 17 years old in two days time.

supreme-leader-stoat

Hey. HEY. NO.

doctorstarlock

juliathefacesofevil

all i am taking from this right now is that the switch should have wii games all on virtual console cheap

desk-gun

they updated it

pathetic-gamer

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

pathetic-gamer

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

pathetic-gamer

if this post has taught me anything, it's that a great number of people very proudly do not know there's a distinction between "giant redwood" and other redwoods

7777777awawawa7777777

hard-times-paramore

Rock OC slider

lakemojave

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

lakemojave

Anon bb come back i can change for you

wickedsick

probuccalfat

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

squeakitties

mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

karhs

slaughterhouse frank is called that because his bbq ribs will blow your dick clean off and timmy the big silly willy is called that cause his dick managed to resist being blown off by th aforementioned ribs