ORLANDO

I have love and disdain for people in equal parts All the pretty things in the world don’t make up for the horrors. 24

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[scavengerofcool]

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

[kalichnikov]

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[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

I dunno, sounds like this happens all the time.

[sunriseseance]

Right now my thoughts are with the family of Melissa Hortman, a democrat from Minnesota who was assassinated along with her husband and her dog in the dead of night. Senator Mike Lee (from Utah) made a joke about it. There was no moment of silence, no national response. MAGA extremism kills people.

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[cryptotheism]

Instagram algorithm in the ears of 16-24 male demographic like if the green goblin mask was into nofap and cigars

[cryptotheism]

i think it's really awesome that most dudes spend 14 hours a day on YouTube shorts getting Lady Macbethed by ex-kickboxers with an unregulated supplement business

[jovialgnomejpeg]

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

[mysharona1987]

”Hey, man. So I can simply just leave this torture prison and proceed to embassy?”

[dakotaqueen]

Teach me how to use my tumblog

[dakotaqueen]

I am tumbling

[dakotaqueen]

Do not curse me

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I bet you I can find the post in that photo.

[mudboyman]

Light answers a tough question

[mudboyman]

Solidarity

[sleepyandlost]

Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl

[sleepyandlost]

Don’t a let a little thing like being a girl keep you from being a boy

[wizard-email]

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

[rudjedet]

After three batches, my findings so far:

I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour

Ratio by weight

Add a pinch of salt

Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary

Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)

Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side

Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option

[strangeducks]

I’m gonna be eating these for a month

[alex51324]

This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??

I gotta try it.

[bitletsanddrabbles]

That's...naan.

That's naan?

*runs to Google*

HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn't come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can't have garlic.

[cookingbriethebook]

ADD CUMIN. Holy shit. Add cumin to the flour its so good!

The rosemary one is also fab

[idontseatheporpoise]

No self-rising flour? But you have a bunch of random items in your cabinet? Thanks better home and garden:

“For every cup of self-rising flour, substitute:

1 cup of all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon baking soda”

[danceintheskies]

👍🏾!

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[himejoshikomaeda]

this is the fuckin worst image ID i’ve ever seen (i put it in water so you wouldn’t mistake it for a regular post)

[himejoshikomaeda]

i would like to apologize for starting the tradition of drowning posts you don't like.

[skopostheorie]

One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours

[thedankmemes]

[inbabylontheywept]

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

DEPOPULATING IT

[etz-ashashiyot]

Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!