[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw a cactus mage.

[namocchi]

a good spikey boi 

[childlikemperor]

why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every makeover

[fredersen]

read this post. read it again. read it two more times. read it aloud. i want this to be ingrained into peoples’ minds

[ilyona]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbians in space

[mathy37]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

[spiroandthelacktones]

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why “

i guarantee you they stared at the sun against all orders to the contrary and didn’t want to admit it 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sports1137]

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

one time i meant to send my qpp a hashtag millennial joke txt about my ptsd but i accidentally sent it to my manager and i died that day n never recovered its arguably the most mortifying thing ive ever done bc hes a war veteran of 26 years in the military

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

mISTAKES

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

one time i told him that i hadnt eaten in a couple days bc i was stressed out n he was like “yeah i know that feeling, i didnt eat for two weeks once” and i was like oh no why were you sick? and he goes “well i was in the cafeteria and a bomb flew over my head and blew up our kitchen and bathrooms and so i just didnt leave my room for a couple weeks lmao yeah it really fucked me up” AND I WAS KUST LIKE OH OK JOHN HOLY SHIT???

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

i told him that i went shark diving a few years ago and evenTHEN HE WAS LIKE “oh yeah i remember scuba diving in like shark infested waters for training it was really cold” JOHN PLEASE

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

hes a super chill dude tho who just wants hugs and hes always rly respectful n is asking ppl about their boundaries so he doesnt cross over any lines and like one time we were talking and i confided in him abt my mental issues n i was like “i know it probably sounds stupid to hear from me like oh haha yeah sure dave youve got ptsd ok stop being dramatic ur like three years old” but he immediately was like “anybody can have ptsd, its post-TRAUMATIC and what causes that is something BAD, you dont have to b in a war for bad things to happen to you” and i was like How Are You So Nice Thank You John Thats So Sweet WTF

10/10 guy n he laughs at my jokes when i flip out

[eeegdfhfghgfdg-deactivated20180]

gonna wrap up this post set with one more quality john moment: he was frumping around the back of the store and was like “i dont understand why customers r intimidated by me? i guess im scary” n i was like

john ur not scary you are like a tiny delicate flower

AND HE JUST GETS ALL BASHFUL AND SMILES N LOOKS DOWN N GOES “aaawe, thanks,,” LIKE GAAAHHHH

i highly recommended ppl finding more johns in their lives

[fierceawakening]

John is delightful.

[0182jdjcid82737392jfjcjdjdj2838]

I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.

[aspiring-kryptonian]

God dammit…

[notyourbitchlightwood]

I can’t stop laughing at his face at the end

[clonerightsagenda]

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Just fine.

[snorlaxatives]

do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket

[mysharona1987]

[soaringrabbits]

Honestly I’m living for teen vogue right now

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

[sees post that makes zero sense]

“wtf the fuck…?”

[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]

“oh, it’s a new meme.”

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

That’s… scary accurate.

[sixpenceee]

Levels of sunset via reddit user indomiechef

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[fishwrites]

Name the Voltron characters in this video.

[ignoranticarus-moved-deactivate]

owl city personally broke into my house and tucked me into bed and made me a cup of tea and asked me how im doing