Its Not About The Pasta

fandom & vent sideblog notes come from slyviamath

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Feeling dysphoric like it’s going to last forever and nothing I do will ever change it and im ugly and fat and it’s going to last FOREVER

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Canada all stars doing all that to Jackie Cox is actually so funny. Drag Race Canada really said fuck the US go home yankee

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I actually live though bc it feels like CDR is making a statement about the RU-ification of drag bc it’s like yeah sure you’re a mid Ru girl from one of the lessor seasons which might get you far in the states but we’re not letting you come here to do drag imperialism on our homegrown scene

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Canada all stars doing all that to Jackie Cox is actually so funny. Drag Race Canada really said fuck the US go home yankee

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Schwartz choosing to do “full drag” for his bachelor party and saying it’s because “every man has looked in the mirror and wondered if they could be a hot chick” … and the way he’s been dressing on the Mexican vacation in the valley… the full face goth make up for Zach’s bday … Tom Schwartz do you hear me THERE IS STILL TIME

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spaghetti westerns are good because they're always titled something like Is This Seat Taken? For You, My Friend, It Is On the House

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Lmao who put Danny’s height at 5’1

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The valley is such a great example of why you need to stick with mid first seasons of reality tv because you eventually get to season 3 where it’s a harrowing depiction of alcoholism, codependency and rape culture. Danny sitting at that bar alone, looking over his shoulder while the women on the show explained to the rest of the guys the reality of what being a woman is like and his wife was getting comforted by her repressed lesbian bff with bpd at another bar … and then he has the AUDACITY to complain that the worst part of it was that he didn’t get birthday sex. CHILLS. IN THE BAD WAY. This is a fucking horror movie bro. I’m so darked out. Insane tv. Danny Booko you need to be killed I’m so serious

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Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

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[basketballhoopshowerhead]

[urie]

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

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Remember that time in season 5 of Vanderpump rules when jax Taylor got keyhole top surgery

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Obsessed with how all stars has become a make work program for early season queens of a certain age and absolute nobodies you don’t remember

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how gay do you have to be to recognize Candy Darling’s passport photo? I yelled out “hey! There’s Candy!” When I saw this, as if she were a friend I hadn’t a seen in a while

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happy pride to all who celebrate

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As a real Certified Cry Baby Bitch it fucking kills me when actors in tv and movies have a big crying scene and make the big sobbing face and all the expressions that go with crying but don’t actually have tears. Scrunching up their face real aggressively but NO Tears falling. It feels a little ridiculous that holllywood hasn’t come up with a solution for this? I understand that crying on command can be hard but there must be some movie magic that can be done. Anyways, this happens in Off Campus approximately 3-4 times with Hannah where she has a Big Crying Close Up Shot but no tears. Lol

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i feel like i need to make triple sure everyone has seen this lane + arber intact assurance contest promo video. it's so important actually.

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what are we doing y’all…