[sapphire-sapphic]

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i love when dogs look down like

like this. what do you see little man

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Deadass the funniest fucking part of Aladdin is when the Sultan goes “ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor” and it cuts to Jafar like this:

[chivalfairy]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[jawz]

when ppl talk about economic inequality it is so painfully obvious if they happen to have never been poor

[jawz]

mfs will say “um i was middle class and it is not privileged” and grew up in this house

[freakonakaleesh]

baby yoda is a slightly misleading term, given that he's displayed advanced mobility, thinking, planning, other milestones of physical and psychological development. therefore, I suggest that we call him The Yoddler

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[toyslug-blog]

[eucalyptus-sage]

whenever i see "low in calories" im just like??? u mean. low in energy?? low in energy. that is what u r promoting to me??

a calorie is a literal unit of measurement for how much energy something gives u, so when a product is like "low in calories" im like. great. so the exact opposite I'm looking for in food.

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

I want you to know that this post has genuinely helped me feel better about eating, even if I’m not eating “”healthy”” things. When I start feeling bad, I remember that I’m fueling my body to get through the day and so it’s okay if the food is high in calories!!

Very genuinely, you helped at least one person with an ED feel better about the food they eat.

[irnhero]

big fuck you to every single person who said we were overreacting in 2016.

[jonsnowhite]

Honorable mention to people who said that clinton would have been the same...

[stormysapphic]

lesbian'll...

[thewiglesswonder]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[theysaywhatasadsight]

[notallmensheviks]

spotify? really?

[celestialswag]