Strolling Through Wonderland

The likes and mental babble of a 51 year old Midwestern male. Ask what you want, no question will go unanswered.

[leahvonnoire]

reblog if you're into tattooed girls 😝

[leahvonnoire]

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[thenatsdorf]

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

[hot-thiggity-thighs]

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

[osiran-son]

This cat is every person who is trying to lose weight that eats out with that one skinny mini friend who can eat like three turkeys and still look like Kate Moss.

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[arctizii]

I love Samson with all my heart

[legally-a-bastard]

I would die for samson

[osiran-son]

[brattylikestoeat]

📸: greyandmama

[everythingfox]

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

[jaubaius]

The dog getting into the movie, and his dad is there to reassure him.

[jaubaius]

The dog getting into the movie, and his dad is there to reassure him.

[awwdorables]

[everythingfox]

Study buddy

(via)

[osiran-son]

Watch doin'?

[visual-infinity]

The blue glow of this glacier cave in Iceland

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[sadboyayeron]

the whole time i was scrolling through this my thought process, “isn’t that a….bay leaf”

[lady-em-deactivated20200806]

People need to learn how to fucking cook.

[thatcitygurl-deactivated2020080]

Wow. I don’t even cook, but I still know a fucking bay leaf when I see one.

[instructor144]

[osiran-son]

The stupid is strong. SMH

[dankmemes]

[everythingfox]

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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[kuutamosonaatti]

Sämpycat in snow

[kitchencombatconcept]

5 am is the right time to make pasta carbonara from scratch right

I wanted additional toppings so I used some of the bacon fat and red wine to make a reduction to saute mushrooms and baby spinach in

[cargopantsman]

Seeing this on the unhinged calligraphy blog somehow did psychic damage to me, even though it all makes sense…

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

honestly thats fair. I got that classic ADHD-driven-shitty-polymath thing goin on so i should really put a faq somewhere of all the wild shit im up to 

[kitchencombatconcept]

@msylem honestly it’s not really much of a recipe u just take ur basic pasta carbonara (hot pasta into a mix of eggs, parm, and black pepper, topped with garlic-cooked pancetta, or bacon as the case may be) and then add w/e toppings you feel will taste good in there. I know there should probably be parsley in there but i only have the dried stuff. 

After reserving most of the bacon grease for other stuff, I deglazed the pan with some red wine and tossed some mushrooms and baby spinach in that, adding a touch of pesto to the veggies to finish and throwing the whole mess into the pasta. 

I like to use pasta carbonara as a base recipe bc it works with a bunch of other ingredients’ flavour profiles, but I’m sure there are some of my followers who are Italian who may be pissed at me for fucking with the recipe. I sorta play fast and loose with anything I cook and my mom’s long accepted my annotations and nonsense to our Chinese family recipes 

[dreamhousexo]

Leawood, KS

[osiran-son]

I think this house was a Tamara Day rehab. Again, just down the street again.