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ccorinthian

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric

dragonbleps

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

dragonbleps

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

dragonbleps

by Talos this can't be happening

romanceyourdemons

coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

romanceyourdemons

#and what do fish think of u op

my fish thinks if i really loved him i would fill my whole house up with water and various aquatic plants for him. but i don’t do that because i’m a bitch

shoe109

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

akindplace

Liz Fosslien

3000s

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

soulmvtes

girls when they go through the most insane mental breakdowns every month and have to figure out whether it is the pms or the mental illness or the ovulation or the trauma or the weather or the loneliness or the 🫠🫠🫠

plumbo-gummite

it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles

plumbo-gummite

Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig

plumbo-gummite

W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me!

classycookiexo

capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

vmohlere

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

lifeafterpsychiatry

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

tribblehugger96-deactivated2024

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

toastbutteregg

themauvesoul

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.