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proud owner of a crossbow- an FULLY RIPENED DILF with a TENDER LOVING HEART

[mens-rights-activia]

[aropride]

he/him • 20 • iron deficient • 18mg methylphenidate • 52°01'04.9"N 8°29'17.4"W • 10% tax bracket • spare key under doormat • 30G • broken ankle (recovered) • last name Jones (previously Davis) • conventionally attractive • driver's license ID 737927323 • vacationing in another country Feb. 13-Feb. 21 • 5'11" / 180cm • born in Chicago, Illinois • nonanemics DNI

[aropride]

he/him • 20 • iron deficient • 18mg methylphenidate • 52°01'04.9"N 8°29'17.4"W • 10% tax bracket • spare key under doormat • 30G • broken ankle (recovered) • last name Jones (previously Davis) • conventionally attractive • driver's license ID 737927323 • vacationing in another country Feb. 13-Feb. 21 • 5'11" / 180cm • born in Chicago, Illinois • nonanemics DNI

[animentality]

[memewhore]

[tittyinfinity]

Having ADHD is so stupid bc you'll be like "I'm gonna start this task at 3" and then 3 rolls around and the executive dysfunction doesn't magically disappear like you told it to

[officialkendallroy]

GIRL 😭😭😭

[bwitiye]

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

[aflo]

why do you hate women

[cometcrystal]

this is such a good panel

[sandersstudies]

There’s one thing I always think of when I hear “how could you let it get so bad?” and similar phrases. It’s in the comments of every video of matted hair or a dirty kitchen.

I think the appropriate response is “what would have to happen to you for you to let it get that bad?” And when you think about that question, and the horrifying answers that come with it, you almost certainly have more sympathy for the person you were being judgemental to.

[sandersstudies]

People who let their self-care needs go unmet for long periods of time are only rarely lazy and even more rarely comfortable and happy with that state.

How badly injured would you have to be to say “fuck it” to washing dishes?

How bad would you mental health have to be to give up on brushing your teeth?

How much grief would you have to be in to stop making yourself meals?

And the answer is probably lower than many of us have ever had the misfortune to realize.

[funnytwittertweets]

[squeakitties]

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[luntfontanne]

literally this:

[jotx]

there are just some names that i cant see an adult having like if you name your kid dustin or cody its because you think theyre gonna die at 14 or something

[cryptid-sighting]

Wizard Staff

[powerburial]

it was awesome being a kid worried about the environment. like oh they are cutting down too many trees, we have to work together and plant more :~) but these days its like its in the air its in the water its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood its in my blood