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Idk what to put here, just want to scroll and procrastinate ||| he/him ||| 18 y/o

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[seaquestions]

to be kind, to be real, to be new.

[yknow-fuck]

Just thinking about Megatron and Optimus doing activities together as brothers, before ruling Cybertron. Like maybe they went hunting together between fights, or explored old ruins when Sentinel wasn’t around to prevent them from being reckless. I keep coming back to this thought where they find an old ritual site of the Primes, and neither of them know this, only that it’s super cool and they agree NOT to tell sentinel about it. It reacts to their presence and opens up to allow them to explore deeper, and it’s only because their unknown connection to the dynasty of Primes that they can proceed. Something with the same aesthetic as that Atlantis movie. Old and mysterious, and very imposing.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[apricoctopus]

Let the path of this post continue.

[nextworldover]

i love leaving a like on this post when i see it, because then when i go to re-like it, it briefly shows

[vyrroca]

happy father’s day

he’d have the gnarliest dad snore ever

[raduzhnayaiskorka-blog]

Megatron: I'm not going back to Earth anymore!!! Earthlings are vandals!

Impactor: But I like my tatoos. Let them be!

Soundwave: I think I've become a fan of AC/DC, I have got all their music on cassettes.

What happened before...

[raduzhnayaiskorka-blog]

"I don't understand, are we the ones who took over the Earth, or are the Earthlings taking over us?"

Next...

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[pleasegoawayplease2483]

[dailyfortmax]

my favorite small bits of characterization for fort max... socially awkward king

[rodimushole]

i don't think i'd survive outside of the transformers fandom anymore because i'd be scared at how few men with vaginas there are. like i'm not built for that. thank you transformers fandom for making it completely normal for every character no matter their gender to have literally any kind of equipment. whether that is penis or pussy or butthole or hdmi cable or glowing orb. instead of having to look at things tagged "cuntboy" i just get to enjoy body parts that are not associated with any particular gender. it's transformers genitals dawg it's lit

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[geek-22]

I cannot for the life of me find the OG post, if anyone knows what these accounts are called now I will cry (positive)

[nildrohain9]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I don’t care that it’s not illegal, it should be

[palettepainter]

Imagine having a swim day with the bots. After days of sitting at home loosing weight in sweat you decide 'fuck it' and pack a bag to go swimming in a lake you've walked by dozens of times on nature outings

And somehow, despite his protests of how he has far better things to be tending to, Ratchet ends up being your escort

He's not assumed. Making sure to grumble every few minutes about how this is stupid and he does not appreciate being used as a taxi service, up until you reach the lake (a more secluded spot away from the picnic area). Despite the privacy Ratchet remains parked nearby, giving you the impression he's simply sulking just to spite you for dragging him away from his monitors, little do you know of how diligently Ratchet is watching you as you approach the water

The body of water is so...big, Ratchet's never seen one this large. The only thing he can liken it to is when Rafael mentioned the "ocean" one time in passing conversation. Watching you venture into such a huge body of water with little to no protective gear - wearing only an article you'd called a swim suit - was...there was something about the sight that was particularly unpleasant, though Ratchet couldn't quiet place his finger on it

But it's fine. You're fine. You're not swimming too far out, you're still within sight. He knows the surrounding area is one that has had (thankfully) zero decepticon activity, so there's little chance of an attack. The comm lines are silent, there's no obvious danger in the water he can see, you're okay..

Then for some unexplained, unannounced, illogical reason - you dive UNDER the water!

Ratchet at least has the self restraint to not transform and charge straight into the water to find you, but when you surface seconds later you're met with the sharp squeak of brakes behind you that has you throwing a glance over your shoulder

You blink in confusion when you find Ratchet has moved from his shaded parking spot near the tree line and now sits approximately two inches away from the waters edge

[thatturtleleon]

Human things that absolutely terrify the bots

note: humans are freaky. written with any iteration in mind

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hiccupping. they genuinely think the human is about to die the first time they see it happen

sneezing. they also genuinely think the human is suddenly on death's door the first time they hear a sneeze

shivering from the cold especially scares ratchet because he thought they were having a seizure

tag. yes the game.

^^ what do you mean humans have a whole game of hunting and chasing each other

i think anything involving puncturing the skin or breaking a bone would scare the shit out of the bots because it reminds them how fragile humans are

but at the same time, humans go and do shit like backflips and bungee jumping for fun, what the hell is wrong with these creatures

any sort of backbend or split

again. why do humans do these for fun. (is what the bots think)

humans mimicking animals, like meowing back at cats or making chirping bird sounds

uncanny valley vibes in a way

climbing trees