[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[bonivers]

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[beardedmrbean]

[bungerc0re]

i trade money for goods and an amazing digital service

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[northirish]

Soon as the funding comes through all of my mutuals are getting new jobs

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[komainucomplex]

power washes half of you

has anyone noticed the rain in these days is hard as fuck and all in one place or is it jus tme

[madolchouxvalier-blog]

[pjackk]

IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

[merylstreepismymom]

[chokingjoffrey]

*listening to uptown funk for the first time* idk it’s alright

*listening now* girls hit your hallelujah *punches table* girls hit your hallelujah *punches self* girls hit your hallelujah *jumps off roof* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *jumps over car* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *backflips out of airplane* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *runs marathon* saturday night and we in the spot *swims across ocean* don’t believe me just watch *dies*

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

[theblueberrimary-deactivated201]

[bampablo-deactivated20210509]

lets bring back this meme to close out 2014

[mirrortraffic]