[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[mellie-mp3]

[mellie-mp3]

u heard about this shit?

[onlinebeast]

We are fucked

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Principal: What are you two doing over there?

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[twistedhellknight52]

*wiggles*

O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

[batsandboba]

me: hey inat i found this weird bug in the bathroom can you help me out? it’s like a moth fly thing

inat:

hm. well. can’t argue with that i guess.

[kushblazer666]