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maidthings

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

maidthings

all timer

maidthings

puckeater

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times

charl0ttan

its crazy how the club makes me feel relaxed. i just feel relaxed escept in like a very stimulating way. i guess this is just what it feels like to be an extrovert. woag

333dotexe

its like i shut my eyes turn off my brain n dance in a lovely fugue state for 4 hrs n then im glowing like i went 2 the spa the nxt 3 days

beadyeyes

anonomouslyabanana

yeah i'll be your dog but this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I mean we can have sex too but

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

qi-mera

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

jadenebula

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

krasnoarmeyets

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

tahthetrickster

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

tahthetrickster

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room