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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.
big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back
it just pisses me off that any discussion of fatphobia has to get earmarked with "but it's okay if you personally want to lose weight!" "not insulting anyone in their own weight loss journey!" etc. weight loss is constantly advertised, medically mandated, and socially demanded of us by our peers, friends, coworkers, families, lovers, and any particularly chatty strangers. i promise that everyone will be okay and survive if they very very occasionally have to hear a fatty say something about body politics without first paying appropriate lip service to the enforcement of the norm and how utterly valid it actually is
no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment
I learned last week that it is NOT true that em forster stopped writing because he discovered gay sex and couldn’t be bothered to write anymore but rather that after discovering gay sex he embraced his gayness so fully that he could no longer find it in him to write anything straight and the stuff he wanted to publish would get him arrested so he abandoned public writing altogether and every time I remember this I burst into tears
I don’t think saltburn is good but I understand emerald fennell in the sense that ever since I read Brideshead revisited I have wanted to write Brideshead revisited. So like okay begrudgingly she is my sister she just didn’t do a very good job of it. But I totally get her.
Like if you guys saw everything I submitted in my freshman year of college creative writing class it’s just me writing Brideshead revisited over and over again but terrible.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m more than a casual fan of heated rivalry. I’m having a ball in here and loving it etc but I think having been insane about media since the age of 10 has inoculated me somewhat to the life altering effects it’s having on normal people. They don’t have the tools to navigate this. For them this is the first piece of media they’ve consumed where it feels like someone secretly put drugs in it. But me I live here baby. This is my home
the thing is i actually am pro adaptations being like weird and anachronistic and based on like the feelings and ideas that the source material evoke rather than being a faithful 1:1 historically accurate rendition. that's not my problem my problem is that emerald fennell is doing it and she's doing it badly. with white heathcliff.
Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.
my life philosophy is that u need a Crush and an Enemy in every environment. this is the only way to deal with work school etc.
the enemy ensures theres always a story to tell and something to complain about. the crush balances out the evil energy and gives u something to overthink. it's the perfect formula. and you only get one of each
a depressing thing about hollywood is that the actors are still coked up and malnourished and emotionally abused but they can’t even dance like they did in the 1950s. like oh wow you’re gonna write, direct, and star in an eight-episode humorless comedy miniseries about the most difficult breakup of your life where you come to terms with the fact that you were partially to blame and love wasn’t enough to save you???? sooo cool. can you backflip off a wall three times? can you do fourteen hours of takes while having aluminum paint directly on your body? fucking dunces.
“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"