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tokichyon

What is tumblr trying to tell me

faggyspice

alotofweirdkinks

circusheart

I dont remember saying that

vicholas

god where's that Nyerere quote

vicholas

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

"so your uncle wants me to spank your ass until you cum like every few months or so?"

"yeah. he was really insistent about the cum thing too you have to do it hard enough that i cum"

"alright sounds good to me i guess"

halfgayfullgayconsequences

foreman

successionrblx

Ok im gonna own up I made this game lol

foreman

post so good the dev wanted credit

rongzhi

English added by me :)

crumb1994

horrorofthebeast

boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

boycritter

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

amnesiaguy

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

amnesiaguy

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

garlend

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

dutchster

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

xxlove4evaxx

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

ohbeckoh

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers.

tumblingdoe

Anásyrma is the gesture of lifting the skirt or kilt and indeed has a whole history of supernatural effects both negative and positive. Here’s the wiki on it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anasyrma

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ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg

roaldamundsen

nvm you know what we don't deserve them

roaldamundsen

and I rest my case

lestautism

bugs when you lift up their rock

prokopetz

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

prokopetz

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.