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fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

worldofcity

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

evalkyrie

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

evalkyrie

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

kaijuno

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

kaijuno

God forbid women do anything

kaijuno

Where do u think I got the afterburner lol

pnglove

ilovetodrinkwater

Simon and gar phone call

vampiregirlestrogen

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

vampiregirlestrogen

why is the angel on your shoulder agreeing...

forcefemdemonprincess

I've been doing some slowburn corruption kink stuff to the angel on her shoulder tbh

regging

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

itstimetogo

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

crypticferal

judilyart

under the fig trees 💜🌿

dankxsinatra

thesapphictwink

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more