Hi

Um, dis me

[daisyjonesandtheswift]

[ze-rose]

fuck your zodiac sign what does your ambrosia taste like

[bbasement]

My talents include going to bed late and being sad

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[another-day-in-my-head-deactiva]

[qpluto]

yeah prove me wrong

[matayastaytrill]

What does this mean…I’m talking about the   taurus

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blockheadjnr]

Local Man Immediately Feels Better After Eating For First Time In 12 Hours. Wonders If Science Knows About This Miracle Cure. 

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[alternative-politics]

Legend

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[random-jot]

I think more people need to be aware of the wholesome backstory behind the song Jolene

Dolly Parton and her husband were at a bank and the teller was a red-haired girl named Jolene who seemed to be a little flirty with her husband. They both found it quite funny and it became an inside joke in their marriage. Like Dolly’s husband would be like ‘thats it im leaving you and running away with jolene from the bank’ and stuff like that

The song Jolene is basically just one giant inside joke. it’s great

[catchymemes]

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

"she's in my quarters" alright Ben well first off, what period romance did you just leap out of

[eternalgirlscout]

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[devouringyourson]

me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

[whatisthisplaceidonteven]

Me: *sees a stone angel statue*

My brain, still to this day, every single time: