"vampire bats are so scary"
him? hims is scary to you? with his little face and puffball body?
Vampire bats are only a few inches long from snooty to booty. what you SHOULD be afraid of is the giant gold crowned flying fox, which is so damn big that you could give it a hug. But dont. leave the touchings up to the Scientists please.
Except you don't need to be afraid because he will not eat you, fear not. he wants a fig slice.
















