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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

amazoogle

easilyconfusedpenguin

throwbackblr

irevian

the wii is considered a retro console now.

safe-marshmallows

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

halluciniwaynia

listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

The bar was in hell but I gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

#angel costume #supernatural

ad-wills

cryptotheism

The closer a language is to yours, the easier it is to understand, the further it is from you, the harder it is to understand. But there's a sort of uncanny valley right in the middle that makes a language sound silly.

I'm an English speaker. German sounds similar, I can even find cognates sometimes. Mandarin Chinese sounds completely alien, but I can understand that it is a language.

But Dutch, Dutch sounds hilarious. Dutch sounds like a clown version of English. I wonder why that is.

I've heard Spanish speakers say similar things about Portuguese, which makes me think there's some sort of linguistic Silly Zone.

theshitpostcalligrapher

me, decently fluent at the time in german, staring at the contents of a Danish magazine like I've shifted dimensions 2 inches to the left

theconcealedweapon

rosslynpaladin

Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.

Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.

nebylitsa

“suffering doesn’t make you better, it just makes you suffer” - maus

bob-belcher

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

shitaginashi1

Happy pride

ballwizard

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

tragedyposting

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

justdrinktea

the only thing in our new apartment so far

kittykatexxl

What else do u need

littlemisspipebomb

demilypyro

Jesus christ that's horrifying

aquilacalvitium

Every time I'm reminded people live their lives based on subtext, I get terrified and wonder how the fuck anyone gets anything done

shoomlah

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

iamnotlanuk

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

iamnotlanuk

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

iamnotlanuk

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess