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lemonice-art

cockhunt

can they like release new vegetables

bumblebeebats

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

bumblebeebats

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

scoutfinches

that’s that lil bitch from Nanalan

taylorculosis

spacehunter-m

memeseverdie

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

thoughtsoncelluloid

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

itsverybeautifulover-there

And SCANDAL WTF

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

thoughtsoncelluloid

Oh my god. DEXTER.

thoughtsoncelluloid

THE ACTUAL NEWS

hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.

fieldbears

what is his plan

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

fasterfood

no-obviously

liquidfem

boostergold78

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

lordxeras

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name