The Life & Times of Kristen=]

I'm Kristen (Owl Kristen, Owlie) and I'm possibly one of the weirdest girls you'll ever meet. I love owls, music, horror movies and microbiology. I'm crazy about a boy named Eric. I post whatever I want and I'm happy. Thanks for visiting! =D

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We have officially come full circle

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Getting cozy with some quartz 😍🔮😘❤️

[mariahcareysource]

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YALL 

ARE

GOING

TO 

HELL

STRAIGHT INTO THE FLAMES

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@chrissyoriginal I’m dying 😂

[amey-winehouse]

I hate the Internet 😂😂

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Bye

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

This kills me every time and my boyfriend hates it lol I watch it everyday

[heckifiknowcomics]

[3amsouls]

“all i want is your clothes on my floor, coffee made for two and to make you so happy it hurts.”

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[smolbatt]

@ariyahlazreal

[sixpenceee]

These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles which is called pearling. (Source)

[hupperts]

[anjinho-de-cores]

the story of everything ever

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This better be a Bulbasaur

[whitepeopletwitter]

It happened again

[ave-aria]

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

[lil-sorbet]

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[this-is-me-irl]

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this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[nostalgicgifs]

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Icon ❤️

[an-american-whore]

Wanna remind y'all that Bea Arthur actually opened a homeless shelter for LGBT+ youth in NYC

[unwri3tensoul-deactivated201902]

All I want to hear in 2019 is “congratulations”, “you have been awarded…” “we would like to offer” “you have been accepted” etc..

[slimchocolatebeauty]

Speaking this into existence🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[he-i-mean-they]

why these sound like 2007 computer viruses lol

[lambo-san]

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever