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19/PanDemi(c), Ace, Genderfluid/an artist and a part time therapist for my friends. Currently a full-time student. (and a furry) (accepting commissions, only on paper, if you're interested message me, I'll probably have some of my art posted here at one point but who knows this website is dying anyway)

[pun-rocker]

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

[sassqueenblake]

I’ve been looking for this post my entire life

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[asraspeaks2]

Cats are the new bosses.

[sariahsue]

This makes me happy in ways I can’t completely describe.

[ingridverse]

There was a science fiction short story with that plot. Evil Aliens hit a spaceship full of humans with a paralysis ray before boarding. The ship's cat 1.) wasn't affected 2.) had been entered into the system as a crew member as a joke. So, being the ranking crew member, the cat was in charge. Ship's computer displayed the enemy ships on the tactical command touch screen and the cat swatted at the glowy dots, targeting the ships and activating the defenses.

[freezerspace]

how can you say this and not tell us the name of the story of the author because I AM DESPERATE NOW...

[kyraneko]

Everything about this post is causing me to make the same face as that cat.

[gritsinmisery]

I HAVE A BOOK THAT STORY IS IN!!!!! The story itself is titled “Well Worth the Money” and written by Jody Lynn Nye. The book I have is titled “Cats in Space (and Other Places)” edited by Bill Fawcett and published in 1992 by Baen Publishing Enterprises, distributed by Simon and Schuster. ISBN 0-671-72118-6. EVERY STORY IN THE BOOK IS GREAT, and I suggest if you can lay your hands on a copy you do so. 

(Warning, the front cover says “In space, no one can hear you meow...” and the back cover says, “Space, the Feline Frontier.” Just in case you’re allergic to puns or something.)

[ralfmaximus]

HOLY CARP

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1

[9d6problems]

time traveler hyping themself up for the 2020s: it’s COVID, not Pandemic 1 it’s COVID not Pandemic 1 it’s COVID not Pandemic 1

[martinkhall]

Tempt not Apollo and his rubber ball labeled gift of prophecy.

[harperhug]

I ST I will crush you with the ball.

[redactedmatopoeia-deactivated20]

[tehnakki]

gawd, I fucking love sheep peeling videos.

[digitaldiscipline]

Thoughts contemporary folks share with counterparts of centuries past.

[ryuutchi]

Oh to be a sheep peeled by a hot butch

[severeannoyance]

"he's way too big for me so I let my wife handle him" oh my god this is so delightful

[superdogkrypto]

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

[asundergrowth]

For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail

[lesbianredpanda]

[mythmica]

Thank you Canada that is a great name

[mythmica]

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

[c3rvida3]

The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that's just RUINED now.

[starlightomatic]

sorry the what now?

[absolutely-feral-deactivated202]

This is per the CDC, read any stickers they might have on them!

[lisa-and-shadow]

"ProSource said in the recall that the onions were "distributed to wholesalers, broadline foodservice customers, and retail stores" in mesh sacks ranging from 2 to 50 pounds and cartons ranging from 5 to 50 pounds "by the following distributors and/or under the following brands: Big Bull, Peak Fresh Produce, Sierra Madre, Markon First Crop., Markon Essentials, Rio Blue, ProSource, Rio Valley, and Sysco Imperial."

To date, this outbreak has been associated with 652 illness, 129 hospitalizations and no deaths spanning the following states: AL, AR, CA, CO, CT, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, MI, MN, MO, MS, NC, ND, NE, NJ, NM, NY, OH, OK, OR, PA, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, WI, WV.

FDA In Brief: FDA Announces Investigation of Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Whole, Fresh Onions

The FDA is working to investigate a Salmonella outbreak linked to onions

[doblehkiin]

THE FLAILING AT THE END-

[tikkety-tok]

What's a thing you didn't know would consume so much of your time as an adult?

[outofcontextdiscord]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

im at a house party with a bunch of lesbians and one just drunkly said “yall ever see a white girl do this” and stabbed a beer can that exploded in her face

[crittizen]

[horrorofthebeast]

now we can finally see it.....

[horrorofthebeast]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gorps]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[manypersons]

[kait-draws-stuff]

I finished this animation!! I started it in May, and its finally done!

[dresdoodles]

Been battling some serious imposter syndrome this week. I tried to draw out how it feels to me.

[dresdoodles]

Goin’ viral on twitter 😵