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Brooke l 16 l I like cats, movies, Broadway, books, and memes.

[ozcat507]

Thought I'd share an interaction w a piece of trash. Haven't talked to him in 3 months after a messy break up and guy has the audacity😭😭

His use of emojis gives me sociopath vibes

[ozcat507]

hate it when i try to smoke and go to bed but end up smoking the weed that makes me analytical n shit

[gahdamnpunk]

One of very few unproblematic white men and they doing his legacy so dirty smh

[electric-boys-deactivated202011]

because grlwood’s singer is a disgusting person, here are some all female/female led punk bands to listen to instead:

Doll Skin - currently active; all female band that makes you wanna punch a nazi and they have some of the coolest guitar bits

The Distillers - currently active; fast paced punk music that doesn’t disappoint

The Interrupters - currently active; ska punk band opening for the hella mega tour. they sing about mental health and the usual punk topics

Destroy Boys - currently active; a smaller punk band that will make you wanna overthrow the government and has toured with Slutzville

Slutzville - currently active; married lesbians who write songs about hating the government (songs on bandcamp: https://slutzville.bandcamp.com)

The Runaways - not active; teenage all girl punk rock from the 70s

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - not active; similar to the runaways as they were fronted by the same singer, but less teenage rebellion

Siouxsie and the Banshees - not active; definitely more goth leaning, so their songs are less aggressive/ violent

Blondie - not active; origin of the punk rock and new wave movements, but have more of a pop edge

No doubt - not active; ska punk that’s similar to early paramore

(@savetheemorats helped me with compiling this list)

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mutuals do this!

[pointedahead]

If you truly love me you’ll arrange for my bachelor party to come steal me away from you while we’re singing abba songs on the beach just so that we can perform stupid all male freestyle dancing

[ozcat507]

This deserves more attention.

[ozcat507]

u know ur gone when you walk out of your room and yell at your dog, "do YOU know the muffin man, goddammit?!"

[ozcat507]

I made another thing.

[ozcat507]

VILE - YouTube

[missdaisydaily]

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

[caelumrising]

This is framed like a parks and rec gag

[ozcat507]

Made another thing

[ozcat507]

This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2019 Wrapped #spotifywrapped

https://open.spotify.com/wrapped/share-f5eb03b1c5d2450386dab703728af6ee?si=fT41b_XETXitNOfhI_K65g&lang=en-us

I have a good taste bitches

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[nekhs]

I don’t tend to reblog memes but I feel like this one has like … historical goddamn value.

[bone-cement-huffer]

If this is how history remembers me Im stealing all y'all’s goddamn kneecaps

[ozcat507]

[ozcat507]

"Cucumber and melon" is one of the most refreshing sounding phrases ever don't @ me

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]