its a marty party!

martin the little birdie that's telling you! 20ish * he/they * usa * 🔞

[p0rp0lmartin]

“WHAT HAPPENED? WHO ARE YOU?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???„

To find the answers you seek and more, read on!! I will enlighten you :>

I am Martin (or Marty or Whatever)! A twenty-something pansexual transmasculine university student nesting in the southern United States this time of year.

I am new to Tumblr and inexperienced in social media, so patience, polite criticism, and/or affirmations of my overwhelming greatness are appreciated!

I like to write, draw, cosplay, craft, ttrpg, music, film, and videos game and I’m prepared to talk about any and all of these things AT LENGTH!

Broadly, I am a fantasy, horror, and animation buff!

As far as fandom goes, I am into Lupin III, Discworld, Dungeons and Dragons, Undertale/Deltarune, Ace Attorney, and survival horror games!

You may be wondering, and yes, it’s true: these interests DO imply that this blog will include adult content, including gore and the sexually suggestive. I will of course tag content warnings as they appear in my own works, but I just want to make sure you’re aware!

My personal tags commence thusly:

#p0rp0l artin is my art tag

#p0rp0l writin contains my experiments with the written word

#p0rp0l craftin is my art but in meat space (there is also #p0rp0l cosplay for such specifics)

#p0rp0l thinkin continues my efforts to chronicle every thought I’ve ever had

#p0rp0l livin are many of those selfsame thoughts but when brought to being in meat space

#p0rp0l reblogs exists if those are something you’d be interested in seeing for some reason (or blocking if you [sob].. HATE ME!!)

and feel free to check fandom-specific tags! :)

If you just can't get enough of me after you've scoured those, you can also find me on YouTube, posting animations and hopefully video essays someday!

I will leave you now to your scrolling! But if you like what you see, stick around and don’t be afraid to reach out! Don’t be put off by my teeth—I don’t bite :>

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[p0rp0lmartin]

the second main character of my supernatural horror project, lost spring!

jay’s first cousin twice removed (his mother’s grandfather’s brother’s son), caretaker, and only living, not-estranged family member after his parents vanished off the face of the earth on a dark and stormy night. his guide through the various supernatural figures and events following him to harvey’s birthplace, the sleepy appalachian town of lost spring

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[p0rp0lmartin]

after three years of struggling to draw him, i’ve finally finished a ref of my rime of the frostmaiden pc, hyde! i am so happy my boy is real

the black marks on his face as a reborn are burns by the way

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[willgrahamscock]

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[lunehowls]

would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[buttpoems]

[fagstaynight]

I want for you to stand proud. We’re all real skeletons. Can you believe it? Real skeletons. Not like the skeletons in movies. Real ones. Every one of us. Our life is built on miracles

[inkedmyths]

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

[miloheilo]

WATCH WATCH WATCH!!

that’s right they’re ALL here

[auxiliarydefined]

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"