a short skirt and a long jacket

nic - 26 - she/they - f1blr and accidentally a dan and phil blog again

[monacobby]

something’s in the air at silverstone (x)

[knifefightscene]

[charl0ttan]

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

[mercblues]

lily making george try on the engagement ring alex gave to her and then posting pictures of it publicly with the caption “if it fits…” and in doing so naturally bringing into sharp relief the very fact that it doesn’t fit, therefore using the physical manifestation of alex’s commitment to her to highlight to everyone (but no one more so than george) the permanence and exclusivity of their relationship in the eyes of the world as compared to the relative insignificance of the relationship between alex and george. she’s using her own engagement ring as a tool to establish dominance and i for one think that’s beautiful

[apolladay]

Which of my favourite Canadian foods and drinks do you prefer?

Ice Capp

Hawkins Cheezies

Nanaimo Bars

Crush Cream Soda

Tim Bits

Poutine

Aero chocolates

Butter Tarts

Hickory Sticks

Something else (please comment)

Never tried any of these/don’t like any of these/I have no tastebuds

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[thespiresleeps]

so imagine you spend 3 years of your racing career in a junior team despite being quite observably better than the guy who has the 2nd seat at your Main Team and the number one guy at the Main Team is winning eeeeevery championship in that car while you're in your shitty little tractor and then one day you get The Call and it's awesome and it's cool but it turns out that the big team you're in sucks now. they're not a Big Team anymore. Although!! You're beating a several-times world champion in equal machinery, so everyone can see you've clearly got some serious talent!! except, world champion guy never wins a title again, and eventually leaves your team for ferrari of all teams. but this just means it's Your Turn to be the big dog. and maybe now you have the car. but, oh, what's that? a puppy-eyed teenage teammate who is scarily fast and skipped a lower formula and wants it so, so bad? surely he won't- oh, he's quite... he's winning races? breaking records? ahah. well fuck. also the whole time max verstappen is kind of obessed with you but we don't talk about that

now, question: is this about daniel ricciardo or is this about george russell. answer now.

[piastark]

[grbambi63]

What the fuck🌈🤨

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[rimouskis]

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

[hunybody]

ilya rozanov in many ways is a side character from a little life but nobody on the ottawa centaurs can perceive this due to genre blindness (they’re doing a hockey version of new girl). and shane can’t perceive it either because his ass is doing love, simon the tv show spinoff (scott hunter is in love, simon the original)

[whitebuttondowns]

it’s like looking at the creation of adam

[fujossr]

“Have you ever fucked your teammate before?” Charles asks, flicking the ash from his joint.

Lewis doesn’t answer immediately, shaking his bong before his face, as if he’s a scientist studying some chemicals in a flask.

“Yes. And you?” He makes a long puff, savoring the smoke.

Charles isn’t quite ready for his question to be thrown back at him, but he’s relaxed enough to tell him the truth.

“Yes.”

They suddenly look at each other and burst out laughing.

“Germans,” Charles utters at the same time as Lewis speaks, “Spaniards.”

The true horror captures their faces when they realize what the other has just said. Today’s trip is probably going to be bad after all.

[eightyonefour]

LANDO'S NEW INSTAGRAM BIO 😭

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[rickybaby]

WHAT