BYE

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro

[butchfemmecloset]

my dad lost his job. i have like $3 in my bank account, I need to pay my bills, i need groceries and meds, i need help.

I need about $550, because I’m a type one diabetic, I am needing insulin and my other meds, food, blood work, bills all require money. I’m losing my insurance. I don’t know what to do. Please help me if you can.

Venmo, PayPal, and CashApp are all available.

$0/$550

[butchfemmecloset]

$3.50/$550.00

[butchfemmecloset]

$48.50/$550.00

[butchfemmecloset]

$53.50/$550.00

[butchfemmecloset]

$58.50/$550.00

[butchfemmecloset]

$78.50/$550.00

please keep reblogging! thank you so much!

[vivienvalentino]

youtube comedians in the comment section:

[scoob316]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

marginalized clown

[ororomunroedontpullout]

PoC or person of clownery

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this one too

[dani-draws-201]

[themetaisawesome]

[funkyness]

king

[neenarchive]

no more films about clowns

[neenarchive]

there are already like twenty avengers movies

[raptorific]

I’m practically begging you all to learn what “twink” means

[lesbianshepard]

[shiftythrifting]

the baby for scale is sending me

[pondweeds]

[the-memedaddy]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[dhshsjsjjsjshsvwvw-deactivated2]

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[touyadraxon]

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

[teenscoolest]

[meanplastic]

IM HOLLERING

[whoredrigo]

This show was still the best thing to happen to TV

[versacemom]

What am I gonna do with a titty apple

[soulmeitu]

preparing an army

[dechunk]

Qin Shi Huang's Terracotta Army, outside Xi'an, 210 BCE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

i think we should make it acceptable to use emoticons again. use a “:D”….. or a “c:”…… maybe even a “:3″. lose your chains. live a little

[writing-kathryn]

>:3c