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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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One-Headed Hydras are very cool looking too!! Very fun to draw 👍

drowning-lessonz

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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ink-the-artist

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

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baby need smoko

scumcathundredaire

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Happy electric feel Friday

r0zeclawz

cant take this "date everything" videogame people are talking about seriously because the so called objects youre dating just turn into conventionally attractive people. whats the damn point. fake ass objectum game

fiiishtank

mildly half assed comic i made in like a day ENJOY

ttaranza

it was worth a try

chipper-smol

Damn bro....

seventyeight-moose

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duck shower sunday

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain