"Wait," he says... Do I look like a waiter?

I hyperfixated on anything I get my tiny goblin fingers on. I love crafting..and then forgetting projects. 🇬🇧 Northern Irish raised in 🇩🇪 half my life. ASD, dyslexic so grammar may take another bus trying to catch up.

[paddysdemon]

Odin: Loki what is this?

Loki: uhh a smoothie?

Odin:...No

Loki trying to hide his triplets XD lil thor is puzzled too.

[wishchip106]

i have one-sided beef with that blonde lady in xmen 97

idk what it is about her i just don’t like her

“magneto was right” girl shut up

[furiarossa]

"How you have fallen from heaven, O morning star, son of the dawn! How you have fallen to the earth, you who defied all the nations! Yet you said in your heart, 'I will ascend to heaven; I will set my throne above the stars of God; I will sit on the mount of assembly, on the borders of the north; I will ascend above the clouds; I will be like the Most High; I will be God.'" (Isaiah 14:11-14)

@sonofasentinel wanted Bastion drawn like Cabanel's Fallen Angel. I had to do it. It's not super-detailed, basically a ballpoint pen thinghy done in our sketchbook, but at least I did it, yay!

★ Instagram|Facebook|FurAffinity|Deviantart|Commission prices★

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[wiingedpuppy]

mayur-ram .... ram-yuri ...

[subscorp-week]

Hellloooo subscorpers 👋- 2026 sure has been a year, huh? 🤣💀 I think we could all use some icy spicy old man yaoi in these trying times - as such we would like to gauge the community’s interest in a Subscorp Week 2026…

Interested + may create something for the week

Interested

Not interested

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

- McBethins 🥰

[littlebeautifly]

[littlebeautifly]

Bastion Edit | Sonne | X-Men '97

[busyshrimpy7749]

Grace and mini *stands cutely* MiiGrace 🥰

(Also Rocky wants his own MiiRocky too hehe)

Got this idea from @cherryly.x on Instagram (go check them out!)

[bucciaratizippers]

BLEACH Men - Morning Wood

Wc: 776 words Tw: Sexual Content, Suggestive Language, Power Imbalance, Dubious Consent, Emotional Vulnerability or Shyness Summary: When it comes to waking up hard next to their partner, the Bleach men each react in ways that perfectly reflect their personalities A/n: MORE CHARACTERS

Aizen Sōsuke

Control is everything—even when he's hard. Aizen wakes up hard, but you wouldn’t know unless you felt the shift in his hips or the subtle tightening of his arm around your waist. He rarely lets lust dictate his actions—unless you stir against him, soft skin brushing his arousal. Then you might hear a low voice near your ear:

“Is this how you plan to wake me every morning?” If you're in the mood, he'll gladly take advantage—slow, intimate, dominant, whispering praise and commands. If not, he’ll calmly excuse himself, fix the issue in the shower, and return like nothing happened, lips brushing your forehead.

Hirako Shinji

Flustered but horny—and doesn't bother hiding it. Shinji usually wakes up stretching like a cat, but when he feels the situation, he groans dramatically.

“Great… now what am I supposed to do with this?” If you're still sleeping, he might try to shift away and cool off. But if you're awake and give him any kind of smile or attention, he’s already moving over you. He’s all about lazy, morning-after teasing, muttering lewd things with sleep-heavy eyes while grinding into you. And if you turn him down, he pouts—but not for long.

Urahara Kisuke

Awkward, bashful, and silently desperate. Kisuke wakes up tenting the sheets and immediately panics internally. He’s the type to stay still, hoping you don’t notice. If you do—and tease him? Expect a red face, a nervous chuckle, and a quick,

“W-Well, it’s perfectly natural in the morning, you know…” If you offer to help, his mask drops and his hands suddenly find your hips, voice husky with desire. Once he gets going, he’s more focused and intense than you'd expect.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Utterly clinical…until he isn't. Mayuri doesn’t get embarrassed. He’ll wake up hard and acknowledge it like a biological event:

“Hmph. Hormonal spike during REM. Fascinating.” Unless you're already touching him or expressing interest, he’ll go to the lab and take care of it like it’s routine maintenance. But if you're playful or curious, he’ll raise a brow, smirk, and say something disturbing-hot like: “Let’s conduct an experiment. Let’s see how long it takes for you to milk me dry.” Surprisingly intense and vocal, especially if you engage with him early in the day.

Kurosaki Ichigo

Embarrassed but deeply touch-starved. Ichigo always tries to ignore it. If he wakes up with morning wood and you’re curled up against him? His face goes red instantly. He’ll pull away slightly, hoping to not poke you. But if you notice and say something, he groans:

“Don’t talk about it—it’s not like I can control it…” If you reach for him, he melts—sweet, gentle, and eager, giving you sleepy kisses and holding you like he needs you to breathe. He may start slow, but he finishes strong, and his aftercare is unmatched.

Kyouraku Shunsui

Smirky, sleepy, and ready to use it. Shunsui wakes up rock hard and cuddling you close—no shame, just sleepy contentment. If you wiggle or press back into him, he chuckles low in his throat.

“Mmm…someone’s being naughty this morning.” He’s always ready to take his time, lazy thrusts and languid kisses, hands sliding over your skin under the covers. If you’re not in the mood? No problem. He’ll take care of himself in the bathroom…loudly enough that you hear.

Ukitake Jūshirō

Gentle restraint with smoldering need. Ukitake rarely lets himself give in immediately. If he wakes with morning wood, he’ll breathe deep and focus on calming himself, not wanting to disturb your sleep. But if you stir or touch him lovingly, his breath will hitch.

“Are you sure, love? It’s early…” Once you give him the go-ahead, he becomes incredibly soft-spoken but deeply sensual—kisses trailing your skin, slow rocking hips, and murmured endearments as he worships you beneath the sunrise.

Hitsugaya Tōshirō (Aged Up)

Still easily flustered, but assertive when pushed. Even grown, Tōshirō gets quietly annoyed at waking up like that—especially if you're sleeping on him and he’s trying not to be indecent. He’ll sigh, shift, and try to distract himself. But if you whisper something teasing or trail a finger down his stomach, his icy control shatters.

“...You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?” He may start shy, but his restraint burns hot underneath. He’ll push you onto your back and bury his need in you before you can blink—voice low and gruff, movements urgent and focused.

[theslowesthnery]

me drawing my blorbos

[ninaskylight]

Mayuri, why ya sooo rude to sexy Shunsui? Hw dare ya! Lmao Mayuri's face at the end 🤣🤣

@r473n @villainsrtasty @toxictaicho @azur3sunsettia @darthwhorecrux @srtruth @bleachbabee @koalaoffandoms

@myrottingbrain @wordsfromthymouth

[handsomejdasha]

[r473n]

Mayuri grinning at you menacingly: I'm going to rearrange your guts...

Mayuri: wait, wait! I'm not flirting! I meant it literally!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!

[bleachlists]

Why Ichigo should logically hate Soul Society

As requested by @kiaralucy. :)

We’ve already explored the strangely forgiving nature of Bleach characters, in lists like “Why Renji should logically hate Ichigo” and some other one that I could have sworn I did but can’t find (shrugs). But now let’s talk about Ichigo! He loves Soul Society and Soul Society loves him. Which is great! Except that…why on earth does Ichigo like Soul Society? Shouldn’t he…hate them? After all…

1. They rely on him for everything.

Ichigo is a seventeen-year-old human. At the beginning of Bleach, he was fifteen. He has schoolwork and family responsibilities and friends. He’s (mostly) human, for goodness’ sake. Soul Society is full of magical death gods whose entire job is to take care of things like hollows and Quincy and members of their own organization who go off the rails and try to destroy the universe. Instead, they pretty much just expect Ichigo to take care of it. Ichigo could rightfully be SUPER resentful of the fact that they are essentially making him do their entire job - to say nothing of the pain and loss he suffers while doing their job for them.

2. Ichigo goes through a lot for their sake.

Speaking of pain and suffering - holy shit has Ichigo undergone some messed up stuff. While basically being Soul Society’s unpaid intern, Ichigo has been injured A LOT both mentally and physically. He’s had to watch his friends get hurt. He’s had to watch his family suffer. He’s lost his powers and, oh yeah, DIED. And again, this is all because Soul Society just can’t manage without him.

3. They often don’t bother to help him.

Given that Ichigo does all of this stuff for Soul Society, and given how much he’s had to endure and give up, you’d think Soul Society would be grateful. Not so much. Sure, they’ve thanked him a couple of times, but when he really needed their help, they said no. Remember when Orihime was SUPER OBVIOUSLY kidnapped by Aizen? And when Ichigo said, “Please help me get her back,” Yamamoto’s answer was, “Nah, she probably wanted to be kidnapped she’s always seemed shifty.” But of course, that was early on, before Soul Society really knew Ichigo. Surely later they’d pull out all the stops to help him, yeah? Nah! During the Fullbringer arc, Ichigo ended up with his powers lost AGAIN crying on his hands and knees in the rain after all of his brainwashed friends and family abandoned him. Only then did Soul Society stroll in, having been totally cool with letting him think he was totally alone up until then.

4. They tried to stop him from rescuing Rukia.

Let’s talk about something a little more specific. Ichigo’s first experience with Soul Society was when he tried to save Rukia from being unjustly executed, and everybody in Soul Society dropped everything to stop this heinous rescue. Like, it’s adorable that Ichigo makes friends with each shinigami as he fights them, but logically speaking - what the hell? Ikkaku, Renji, Kenpachi, Byakuya…they all try to MURDER Ichigo to make sure that they can execute Rukia. And sure it turns out Aizen was manipulating events, but “Oops turns out we were following terrible orders and didn’t notice” shouldn’t be quite as comforting as Ichigo seems to find it.

5. They demanded help from Ichigo immediately afterwards.

I know I already talked about Soul Society’s weirdly demanding expectations of Ichigo, but it’s worth emphasizing how early they started. Ichigo had just fought his way through the ranks of shinigami and had almost killed himself fighting off Byakuya. As he was limping away from the battlefield with his friends, Soul Society suddenly contacted him and was all, “Oh hey by the way turns out all of this was because of an evil guy named AIZEN could you please come back and help us with that?” Like, how was Ichigo’s response not, “Um, you just spent like 80 episodes trying to kill me and my friends and that sounds 100% like a trap so….no.” Of course, once Aizen grabbed Rukia, Ichigo had to go back, but still - Soul Society immediately decided to start demanding favors from Ichigo, without in any way having earned his trust or gratitude yet. That was a sign of things to come for sure.

6. Soul Society is a horrible place for dead human souls.

The Rukongai is terrible. Just, so terrible. Most of the human souls live in abject poverty and continue to be hunted by hollows - you know, the things that the shinigami are supposed to take care of? When Ichigo first arrives in Soul Society, he’s in the “good” part of the Rukongai, and even that is a haunt of misery. Family members aren’t reunited, the souls live in fear, it’s a mess. It’s remarkable that Ichigo doesn’t undergo an existential crisis seeing what lies ahead for himself and his loved ones. And amazing he doesn’t resent Soul Society for not caring what happens to the dead humans they’re supposed to be protecting.

7. Hollows continue to hunt and eat humans a lot.

Both in the afterlife and in the human world! Again, it is worth emphasizing that this is exactly what the shinigami are supposed to be stopping. But they don’t really seem to care much for the job. Karakura Town is a hotbed for hollow activity, so naturally Soul Society sends…..one low-level soul reaper to protect the whole place. It’s almost as though they don’t really care about humans at all. And Ichigo, who gets to watch his family and friends get attacked over and over again, knows this better than most.

8. They were spying on him.

After Ichigo helps Soul Society out the first time, they kindly give him a soul reaper badge. Awwww, they’re acknowledging his contributions! Only not. It’s a way for them to spy on and monitor him. And of course they don’t tell him this until waaaaay later, even after he’s proven himself a ton of times. But Ichigo, instead of rightfully feeling violated or angry, just sort of shrugs when he finds out.

9. He’s part Quincy.

And according to Yhwach, this should make him hate soul reapers. I dunno about that, but his Quincy heritage might make Ichigo question the way Soul Society dealt with the Quincy - by trying to exterminate them all.

10. Soul Society has screwed over basically every member of his family.

Ichigo cares for his family and friends above all. That, if nothing else, should make him hate Soul Society. After all, his mom was killed in a hollow attack (Soul Society did nothing to prevent it). His dad was forced to give up his powers and flee from Soul Society. His uncle Kaien was killed by a hollow in service to Soul Society after his captain said, “Suicide by hollow? Sounds legit.” Then the rest of the Shiba clan was exiled to live in the horrible horrible place that is the Rukongai. Meanwhile Ichigo’s little sisters are hollow bait every other week. Basically what I’m saying is that if Bleach is a whole sinister plot by Ichigo to gain every power so that he can destroy Soul Society himself, I’ll definitely understand why.

[satoruined]

scary dog privilege w/ megumi fushiguro | fluff tw: harassment ; violence (all very vague)

living in tokyo, you’ve grown accustomed to the nightly gauntlet of the lone commute via foot: unwanted stares, slurred “hey, cute girl,” and the occasional “come join us, yeah?” from men drifting along the sidewalks. aggravating to say the least, yet largely harmless—provided the pace stayed brisk and eye contact remained nonexistent.

most of it tapered off once megumi fushiguro started accompanying your walks. you chalked it up to the simple social logic that a male companion acts as a deterrent for drunks, opportunists and pervos alike. the thought never crossed your mind that megumi’s resting expression is actually terrifying to the average passerby; why would it? when your boy is nothing but soft sighs and gentle touches in private.

tonight, however, the walk back from the cinema is interrupted by a trio of men, loitering outside. crude comments are hurled your way, heedless of the fact that your boyfriend is right there beside you, your arm looped through his while his hands remain tucked in his pockets. and while megumi seems peeved, you both opt for silence, quickening your pace with the tacit agreement that confrontation isn't worth the energy.

“hey,” he says suddenly, stopping short in front of a familymart. he pulls a few bills from his wallet and presses them into your palm. “go get yourself something. i’m going to check the alley.”

you stare down at his hand, which is still covering yours. as if reluctant to let you go.

“…what for?”

a slight tilt of his chin indicates a dark, narrow gap wedged between two apartment buildings. “might be a nest of fly heads there. won’t take long to exorcise.”

-

by the time the cashier is bagging your chips and soda, the earlier unpleasantness has already begun to fade. it’s only a glance through the glass storefront that brings the memory rushing back. across the street, illuminated by the jaundiced glow of a streetlamp, stands that spiky-haired silhouette of the one you so adore. two men lying crumpled on the pavement, the third (made recognisable by the red sukajan) is attempting to crawl away as megumi advances with unnerving calm.

...oh. so nobara wasn’t exaggerating when she said megumi supposedly beat up bullies in his middle school.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.