sky daddy’s mistake

you heard me.

[valantynka]

Thérèse Schwartze study ft. Aphmau

[writing-prompt-s]

“So mermaids and sirens are two different species?” “Just so. My people, what you call mermaids or merfolk, share a common ancestor to you humans, making us distant cousins. What you call sirens, however, are fish that evolved to look and sound like humans to attract their favorite prey.”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[valantynka]

[ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely ]

(garrance commission, please do not use!!!)

[valantynka]

i'd fumble you in every universe

[grace-of-the-matron]

Aphmau MCD designs?? let's go??

[aphcindaa]

FUCK YOU RU'AUN! if you’re dumb enough to piss off Zane Ro'Meave, you’re a big enough idiot to move into our village. zero air conditioning! attempted murders once a week! baby’s that turn into fucking shadow knights! If you think you’re gonna enjoy yourself at our market you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll help us fuck over a nether dictatorship with almost no weapons GUARANTIED! If you think Scaleswind is better than us, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your sword, bring your grudges, bring your Lord, WE’LL FUCK HER. That’s right, we’ll fuck your Lord! Because at Phoenix Drop, you’re fucked six ways from sunday. Take a horse to Phoenix Drop home of CHALLENGE DYING - that’s right - CHALLENGE DYING. How does it work? If you can die before we kill you, you won’t have to become a shadow knight! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your nuts off. Only at Phoenix Drop: the only village that tells you to FUCK OFF! ESPECIALLY YOU ZANE! If you dont move right now, you’ll fucking die, and it better not be for zane, or Irene fucking help you. GO TO HELL! Phoenix Drop. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Ru'aun - GUARANTIED!

[piepocalypse]

sum ladies. and the chicken shaman.

[squinkoblinko]

funny post for all 7 of the wkm fans still out there

original image snork Zz snork zzzzz

[stuckyonmurdock]

Give respect where respect is due.

These are SETS. Not green screen, blue screen, or whatever the hell else they do with cgi these days. Actual, touchable sets. That makes ALL the difference in a movie.

The amount of love and care that I've seen that has been put into Deadpool and Wolverine is phenomenal. Well done to the entire cast and crew involved 👏

BONUS 🤭

[remanencedecay]

[acnologias-ass]

Nalu shitpost based off a Twitter comic 😆

[foervraengd]

porcelain prince

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[vykodlak]

I’m meathead

[thecollectibles]

Art by 宝林本迟

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.