paladin posting

what if we kissed and we were both knights

[medievaljournalist]

i just besmirched this guy's honor and i seriously think he might try to kill me over it i'm freaking the fuck out

[creaits]

Got inspired by this incredible little manuscript guy

[themboots]

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[henstomper]

man everything sucks ever since generation z invented trashy entertainment & not listening to old people & being impolite at their minimum wage jobs & not paying attention in school & parasocial obsessions with celebrities. if only we could go back to the 1990s before any of these things existed

[paladinposting]

o faithful, wherefore the race of man be cursed by suffering? because our youth have dallied at bawdy pantomimes; and shown disrespect for their elders; and been irreverent in their modest trades; and paid not heed to their learnéd tutors. and having sinned in spirit with the harlots of the stage, they have brought down the Lord’s wrath upon us! alas for the virtues of old, when the kinsmen of my youth died of plague before their souls could sin!

[veryberryskye]

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pathcrier]

[wickedwonderlandd]

OK we see you cunty wizard

[modelsof-color]

Abeny Nhial at D&G Alta Moda 2025

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[mkultra-dropout]

[memories-of-ancients]

Carved linden wood figurine of Death riding a lion, Middle Franconia, Germany, dated 1513

from The Bavarian National Museum

[rythyme]

one time i visited a cemetery and this one dude's grave had THE sexiest male angel statue i've ever fucking seen. like. he was nude except for a sword and helmet. he had nipples. you could see his entire bare thigh. what a baller move to put an ancient athenian's wet dream on top of your eternal resting place. i think about him a lot.

[rythyme]

like is it just me or is this knight a little... 🥵

[artwins]

bestiary page: harpy

[ladymirdan]

[thistoowillpasss]

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[tbposting]