beef mode

32 / agender / asexual / annoying

[katieaki]

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[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[robotslovedeath]

open up

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[sheherlockholmes]

pet play but its with insects

[sheherlockholmes]

oh yeah baby youre my sexy little deer fly

[sheherlockholmes]

[gothgatorgirl]

Whatever. Cum my scarab.

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[calvinanddune]

The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind commands itself and meets resistance.

[kcamberart]

my kitty used to be homeless. i think she's pretty glad to be in here and not out there.

[hatchetdoll]

[amphibianshaped]

[moviesludge]

this is always happening to me

[in-a-faradaze]

TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT | Day 7: Generational/Family Horror

Hausu (House) (1977) dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[imjunebitch]

Creep (2014) is such a funny fucking movie because it bravely asks the question: what if a serial killer tried to manipulate people but was chronically unable to be anything but a weird stupid freaky little dick, and what if someone was stupid enough that it didn't matter

[not100bees]

Hi there we're a group of queer housemates. We're looking for a new roomie to share some of the rent. You'll live in the infinitely expanding labyrinth of madness that used to be the basement. Rent is $7,000 a month which we feel is very generous because of the square footage you would have (infinite).

[paldente]

Thinking about Raatma