shine off the spring in my step

salutations and greetings, compatriots! my name is pamphilos, though for simplicity's sake, call me pam. i am the proud owner and manager of a wee little shop of the adult variety. you name it, we've probably got it in stock. i know it may seem...

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aesthetic: im spotted out in the woods wearing nothing but a pair of ARE YOU NASTY? booty shorts. im covered in dirt. my hair is full of twigs. im not lost or anything. just making my living stealing nuts from squirrels and slurping creek water. i become a local cryptid. the nasty woodsman.

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being born is satire

[littledivathatyouown]

being born with goat legs is satyr

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[katkelley]

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Concluding in this song I’ll say  No one’s better than you 

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i got bored. and eventually figured out where windows 10 hid Paint

[enigmaticagentalice]

shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform

gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like

refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’

regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings

basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute

refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’

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what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing

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Babel || Mumford & Sons

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Punk is Dad

[thoodleoo]

i love ancient greek and roman erotic art so much, especially when it’s on something with a practical use, like a drinking cup. like you know what’ll make this dinner party better? cups with buttfuckin on em

[thoodleoo]

yknow when i think about it, this would make dinners with homophobic relatives so much better. just let me take a drink from my homo cup! look grandma it’s called appreciating another culture, now finish your drink or you won’t get to see the man holding a bunch of dildos at the bottom

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important otp christmas question: who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in

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[pamphilos-tow]

In the morning when I wake And the sun is coming through, Oh, you fill my lungs with sweetness, And you fill my head with you.

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Don’t you remember

that you were meant to be my Queen of Hearts?

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[thepolishstufflove]

“Woman and Satyr” (1906) by Jacek Malczewski (Polish, 1854 -1929), watercolour, gouache, pencil on cardboard, 36.5 x 36.5 cm, private collection