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[minecraft]

Minecraft has had medicine in bedrock/education versions for years and just now i’m learning about it

[plum-city-card]

anyway notch is a transphobe a homophobe and a nazi and should be avoided no matter how cute he’s trying to act on twitter

[plum-city-card]

on that note, im really really disappointed in dinnerbone publically trying to make amends with him and even inviting him to catch up. notch has NOT apologized for anything he’s said and has made no reparations. he does not deserve to be forgiven when he’s made no attempt to fix or apologize for the harmful (and deadly, in the cases of his anti-semitic and white supremacist comments) things he’s said.

[mc-sprite-edits]

End portal frame but instead of the end it goes to mcdonalds. Extra points if you also make eyes of ender in the same theme

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[ark-blocks]

[undeadnecromancer]

@loliflux

[cabbagepigstudio]

@mc-sprite-edits and @arktic-blocks I thought you guys might enjoy what I've done with your creations. 😹

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[record-11]

no matter how much you think you know about minecraft there is absolutely no way on earth anyone could possibly predict the ending of this video

[osi-mc]

look at these funky little dudes, i think theyre prtty neat

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[thecryptkeeper]

[lesbianofthenightskies]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HEROBRINE‘S OFFICIAL ACCOUNT????

[the-minecraft-funnies]

[drawnsnake]

The visitor

[antimasculist]

I really wish ppl would stop acting like Minecraft is completely flawless and free of notch's bigotry when the villagers are so obviously antisemitic caricatures of Jewish people

[antimasculist]

it would be so easy to make them non-offensive while keeping the core function they have in game as well!!

you want protectors for the villages? tamed dogs, like the wandering trader's tamed llamas. makes more sense than giving them iron golems when they're shown to have no building abilities, and it isn't antisemitic.

you want them to appear humanoid but not identical to the player? get rid of the big noses and you've got a design that appears humanoid, isn't identical to Steve/Alex, and isn't antisemitic.

you want to keep their trading function? make them trade in resources! emeralds are useless outside of trading and it feels weird and forced to have a currency for the villagers anyway, not to mention the antisemitism of making them hoard precious jewels.

there is no excuse for the fact that these caricatures are still part of the game. Mojang NEEDS to do better. and we as fans NEED to acknowledge the bigotry in the game. no improvements will be made if we just keep ignoring it and pretending it's not there.

[lambsprout]

“and the universe said…”

[official-catboy-deactivated2021]

i love so much when people forget that this is the end sequence for minecraft

[thenightshepherd]

Sheep love the taste of bees.

[mangosituation]

I'm on a date in a local tavern with this cute boy...... he's tall 😳

[mangosituation]

Omg 😳

[mangosituation]

F-for me? 😳

[mangosituation]

Guys he works as a barman 🙏 I might have a crush 👀

[deletedaccount324765417514651-d]

I was just playing Minecraft when an enderman teleports inside the house I’m building.

Of course, I let him do his ender things while I continue building my house.

But then, while I was finishing up the roof, a creeper blew up in my face and made a hole on one of my walls. So I go inside to get the blocks I need to patch the hole but then I see

this good boy covered the hole with his sand block.

What a good boy. I’m never taking that block off the wall <3

[lunagaron]

what a nice little construction worker!

[flowerinvasion]

love how this is phrased

[di3d123456378745678]

what’s my gender???? idk dude i play minecraft :/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

really hoping we can get to exactly 69% of the $69 goal

[aeonlamb]

Some mad scientist minecrafters discovered the seed belonging to the old minecraft title screen panorama photo! It served as the background for the title screen for many years, until the 1.13 update.

The seed is 2151901553968352745, or 8091867987493326313  .

Details here: (x)