#wedemgirlz

Hi! I'm Isabel, 24, she/her. World's gayest heart full of love and small little frogs & spiders & lizards!!!

[beemovieerotica]

[joeyclaire]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[bedupolker]

❗️❗️FILTHY WOMAN ALERT❗️❗️

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[outlaw-monarch]

Don't fall for it.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[proteusolm]

Rat body language is funny. Dace, the silvermane rat on the right, is furious and prepared to fight here. Extremely tense and ready to throw down.

This interaction ended peacefully. I didn't see what started it, just heard a little shriek and looked over to see this. Dace was frozen for maybe 30 seconds assessing the situation and having a little one-sided standoff. I presume Cisco nipped or otherwise did something to seriously startle her while attempting to initiate play, and Dace took it very seriously and squared up defensively. When Cisco didn't match her energy, Dace chilled out and moved on. I was at no point concerned about an actual fight breaking out.

[lostinthelegs]

My son faces down some kind of hippo with unwaivering courage.

[mallowmaenad]

guy at the replicator: handful of mints crushed and slathered over braised donkey liver

me next in line: hey man are you okay? why are you doing this.

[mallowmaenad]

me at the replicator: lactation cookies. laced with domperidone. HAWT.

replicator: hi I'm the replicator. You're not getting that.

[mallowmaenad]

guy over the ship PA system: for the time being we are limiting the replicator to only dispensing turkey sandwiches and house salads. You all are fucking weirdos stop ordering fucked up shit.

me: well I guess I know what this episode's moral conundrum is!

guy next to me: what are you talking about?

someone with a spoon glued to their nose: in my culture we slap our asses with both hands when we peee

klingon gf: shall I split this imbecile in twain my queen?

someone with a fork glued to their nose: Yes! I hate that other guy! Due to my prejudices, which resemble a simplified version of 21st century American prejudices!

me: FUCK OFF THIS IS MY EPISODE

[klausie]

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‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[wizardshark]

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

[ratsquinks]

girl date where we eat scrambled eggs and not make eye contact

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[bedupolker]

Saw a gorgeous horned lizard though... always wild how many color/pattern variations i see i the same species.

Compared to a pink one I saw one mountain over