#wedemgirlz

Hi! I'm Isabel, 24, she/her. World's gayest heart full of love and small little frogs & spiders & lizards!!!

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[lostinthelegs]

she's the smallest thing in the whole world

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[vintage-tigre]

To be loved is to be changed

[kaylmao]

[kaylmao]

[squeakitties]

You have been rewarded: One Puppy Point. Your current Puppy Point balance is: Negative Forty-Three Thousand, Five Hundred and Seventeen Puppy Points

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]