Useless Genius

24☆libra☆USA This blog is mostly just memes and shit I like. Don't expect much from me.

[firefox-official]

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

[firefox-official]

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

[animentality]

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[tess-mercer]

[skankplisskenmoved]

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

[rideitslut]

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

[sabubu91]

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

[vampirebeverage]

psa

no one fucking tells you this so here it is:

when signing out forms to apply for disability / filling out a form for diagnosis

you’re supposed to fill it out as you on your worst days

like, I filled out forms that said I could do most things usually

like, my doctor added in the conditions like “yeah, they can feed themselves when not stressed” “they can do this when not stressed”

but how I should have filled it out was more like

“some days I can’t feed myself” “some days I can’t leave the house”

My doctor didn’t even know this, but I talked to someone who had worked with people with both developmental and intellectual disabilities for a number of years, and she told me to write down how it is for your bad days

this should be a thing they tell you, but it isn’t

part of the reason I didn’t get my autism diagnosis as soon as I should have is because I filled out forms wrong!

[reservoircat]

This also goes for filling out forms for disabled parking rights. I’ve been rejected multiple times for a pass cause I didn’t find this out till recently.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Wow

[myceliorum]

Also you’re generally supposed to fill it out as you are without help.

That throws me too.  Because the more help I get, the more capable I get.  It’s easy to forget what happens when the help falls away even partially let alone completely.

[jacksepticeye-simp]

OH

[irrepressible-domovoy]

These are designed to confuse people, so use that to your advantage!

[brightlotusmoon]

That’s exactly what I did and I won my SSDI case in 2012 after a year.

Doing it myself was one of the most painful experiences. But I went to the courthouse in colors that made me look sick, I didn’t brush my hair, I let my limp become more evident, I let myself be exhausted and failing. My husband contributed with tales of my worst days. The judge was extremely sympathetic.

[hell-fm]

The girlies are having a karaoke night.

… and Vox is there, too I guess.

[holofyz]

Watching Reanimator, the way god intended

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[willgrahamscock]

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

[willgrahamscock]

is therapy not working anon?

[willgrahamscock]

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

[willgrahamscock]

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

[50-shaeds-of-fae]

[mikkeneko]

well heaven forbid that tumblr user willgrahamscock should be made fun of for a penis typo

[capriceandwhimsy]

tumblr user willgrahamscock is probably NOT the best judge of whether therapy is working or not.

[uncahier]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[sockiepuppetry]

Wanted to draw a silly lil comic of Robin and Batman going to watch the movie about Pulitzer winner Lois Lane's husband

but then remembered that's how the Waynes got shot oh well GET BAT TASERED

[vroomvroomwee-deactivated202508]

I think the jackpot of radiostatic fics/fanart work are the ones where it's plain clear that these are two middle-aged men we're talking about.

They're old, they're grumpy, they're fed up with everything, they're old-fashioned, they physically can't shut the fuck up. One of them is a dumpster racoon with torn clothes who's never heard of soap and doesn't give a fuck about societal rules and expectations, while the other is a class A blueprint stuck up greedy evil insecure toxic masculinity capitalistic businessman who's perfectionist ass can't have a hair out of place. Alastor has a dog brain but cat instincts, Vox has a cat brain with dog instincts. They're smart, except when they're together. Alastor is in constant search for entertainment, Vox is a show host, he EXISTS to entertain. And the fucked up, transactional relationship works both ways. Vox's company relies on reporting news, meanwhile Alastor as a serial killer is gold content. Alastor is a radio, he gives off radiowaves, while Vox is a tv, he receives them. Alastor is an attention whore, he's the only one who would revel in Vox's obsessive camera stalking and need to keep tabs on him. Alastor is a pillow princess which is perfect for Vox's delusional image of himself as a big strong rich sugar daddy, but Alastor wouldn't hesitate to flip the tables, always the one in control, which is also perfect for Vox's repressed need to be dominated and humiliated. One of them is a feared insidious eldrich horror textbook nightmare but pretty tame when you get to know him, while the other is beloved by the public and revered as an inspiration but a brutal abusive monster once you get to know him. They contrast each other so much they complete each other. Alastor’s incorrigible rebellious nature and superiority complex is inexplicably irresistible to Vox, while Vox's stickler anxiety to always care what other people think of him is prime entertainment and the funniest shit for Alastor. They can't have a healthy relationship because both of them are so emotionally constipated, manipulative, and narcissistic they don't know what feelings even are. "Who's top who's bottom who's submissive who's dominant?" bitch those are foreign concepts to them, they're both such insane control freaks that they're shattering those dynamics completely

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

[azulbun]

WIPs - I wanted to make animated discord emojis of hazbin characters, working on the clean up next.

[hazbinv33]

Hazbin Emojis!!

[tgirl-thucydides]

[notherpuppet]

Deer sighting 🦌