Alexis

My name is right above. Mostly just reblogs I like or relate to.

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[thesleepypencil]

I wanted to draw a comic about a fish mom in an office then realized i don’t know anything about offices or fishes

[helthehatter]

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

[babyspacebatclone]

“She is so talented!”

I just adore the casual acceptance behind all of this. No matter the girl’s appearance or interest, Fish Mom is equally enthusiastic about all three of her daughters. They all have strengths, they will all have challenges, and Fish Mom just loves them.

Be Fish Mom.

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[aristocratic-android]

NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

[humanpersonface]

Building a bathroom for the shopping district in Sims.

[itsthelittlestthings]

Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It's me I'm bitches

[thetenderpassion]

[crtter]

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[grungegoths]

Twitter really is 2014 tumblr

[studentlifeproblems]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[anxietyproblem]

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

guess what meatball learned how to do 

[meangirlnurse]

either i’m going to save my coworkers’ houseplants OR my cat is going to be in incredible shape for his American Ninja Warrior audition

[meangirlnurse]

this is what the inside of Meatball’s head sounds like all the time now 

[kintrig-deactivated20170803]

[jmccurdybrazil-deactivated20190]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh:

reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show

[bnmxfld]

“I wanted it so much. I don’t know why I wanted it so much.”

— Ernest Hemingway / Cat in the Rain

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[fun-with-colors]

This post was prophetic

[red-white-black]

[jack-gourdon]

I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.

[nitholites]

[le-dreadmau5]

Thanks, I hate it