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[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[gif87a-com]

[katjohnadams]

I was expecting a loud noise or a jump scare or destruction. What I got-

[tranarchist]

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

Verizon is leaving the engine of internet culture to sputter and die, and its communities to scramble for a new home.

A former staff engineer, who recently left Tumblr and asked to remain anonymous for professional reasons, tells Vox that the NSFW ban was “in the works for about six months as an official project,” adding that it was given additional resources and named “Project X” in September, shortly before it was announced to the rest of the company at an all-hands meeting. “[The NSFW ban] was going to happen anyway,” the former engineer told me. “Verizon pushed it out the door after the child pornography thing and made the deadline sooner,” but the real problem was always that Verizon couldn’t sell ads next to porn.

Porn on Tumblr is something Verizon needs to wipe out if it’s going to make any money off what it thinks is actually valuable about the platform — enormous fandom and social justice communities that, just before the Verizon acquisition, Khalaf was insisting the staff figure out how to better monetize.

On that note-

Two former Tumblr employees said they were alarmed when Khalaf chose Black Lives Matter as an example of a community that the company should focus on converting into Yahoo media consumers. One told The Verge, “Simon explicitly said that Black Lives Matter was an opportunity to [make] a ton of money.”

[smitethestate]

Capitalism is disgusting and ruins everything.

[medranochav]

LETS LEAVE

[bella-bleeds-jello-deactivated2]

Okay, so the craziest thing ever happened to me the other morning. I took my son to school like normal and when we got inside his teacher said “oh, look a cat!” I didn’t look and kept getting my son settled in so I could leave. I sat with him through breakfast and left. As I was walking out I saw the cat across the street and noticed that it was my cat. Surprised that she was there I went to get her. I called her name a couple of times and finally she made her way to me. I placed her in the car confused as hell as to how she got there. She meowed the whole way home. I pondered the whole way home as to how she was in the car on the way there without me noticing. Maybe she had crawled up into the engine? I don’t know. Well when I arrived home I got out and went to open the door for her. I felt something rub against my ankle and I look down and there is my cat. The other cat just looked at me through the car window.. Apparently I found my cats’ twin in the wild. They were a complete mirror image of each other. My mind is still blown.! 🤯

[tastefullyoffensive]

Balloon Animal Art by Masayoshi Matsumoto (see more)

[videocraft]

[sixpenceee]

[world-of-cats]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[lvl99catpriest]

The great wizard

[becausebirds]

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

[follow Marnie on YouTube]

[pachycephalosauras]

IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

UHM

EXCUSE ME???

[wolpaw]

When the last human is finally destroyed

[wicked-trousers-deactivated2019]

those are some killer moves!

[ramen-hamster]

i dont like how it looked back at me while it was shaking its ass

[theanishimori]

imagine Humans sending this on exploratory probes of distant planets and extraterrestrials making contact with this as their first introduction to our species

[5ww5p3vmc3440kkv8d5r]

[trizza-tethis]

op what the fuck is that

[elddansurin]

increments of measurement opinions, time to throw down. the gloves are coming off.

fahrenheit is a good unit of measurement for earth temperatures at its surface, because the 0-100 range spans what is comfortably livable for humans. people hate on fahrenheit because it’s not a good scientific unit of measurement but it doesn’t fucking have to be. celsius and kelvin have their place and so does fahrenheit and that place is what the temperature is when i open the door.

and i’m not willing to make the switch to metric in everyday life until you cowards are willing to normalize the decimeter. you really expect someone to measure their height in centimeters…. grow up. 18 decimeters? cool, acceptable. i am willing to say someone is 18 decimeters tall. 182 centimeters? i don’t have enough hours in my life to say those words with my mouth. thank you.

i still do not know, nor am i willing to learn, how many feet are in a mile. what the fuck is an acre. this unit means nothing to me.

in summary? it’s bullshit. it’s all bullshit. we’ve been had. wake up.

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[din-skywalker]

this is legit how it plays in my head

[adulthoodisokay]

this has been replaying in my head for the last 42 hours, thanks tumblr

[miiriya]

Prank on the art teacher

[sk8-ing]

Now this is a prank.

[aweirdintrovert-deactivated2018]

i had to take matters into my own hands

[nakey-jakey]

[catchymemes]

[itswalky]

you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

[skarchomp]

[tredlocity]

[ayellowbirds]

[tharook]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this art style with modern references is the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen

[imsoweirdimnotanitimanith-deact]

it’s so raw and I love it