Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

"The shrill blast is blowing, Chilly the burn; Your champion is going- Not to return." - Ching K'o - 227 B.C.E. _________________________________ 32 y/o bi trans dude just doin' the best he can. (He/Him) ________________________________ Panda Zenyatta commissioned by tumblr user Wanlingnic ________________________________ Background Photo by me - 2014 成都，中国

[watchacat]

The one who fits. The one who sits.

I had to, im sorry xD

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[wizardarchetypes]

HELP

[longhorned]

I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is

[cute-catts]

There are two types of cats : 🐱🙀

[were--ralph]

minors seeing "18+" in a bio and following anyway

[were--ralph]

jfk didn't really die that's just his party trick

[were--ralph]

jfk means just fucking kidding

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[inksplit]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[zmpl]

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[hawaiianprintshirt-deactivated2]

[targetedknowledge]