영원히

I'm Ash and I like butts.

[amor119]

i love jaejoong so mucj

[niceinchnails]

Absurd Trolley Problems

Every problem is the trolley problem.

This is so fun try it

[niceinchnails]

Also if you finish reblog with your kill count

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[fembutchboygirl]

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[eahvez]

Hi hello neurodivergent people who love clicky button, i am a neurodivergent person and I am interested in what kind of hyperfixations are most common! If you have multiple current hyperfixations (me too), choose the main one!

what best describes what you are CURRENTLY hyperfixated on?

a band/musical artist

a tv show

a movie/cinematic universe

a video game

a podcast

an internet celebrity/influencer (including twitch/YouTube)

a subject about the natural world (e.g. an animal, human biology, space)

a subject NOT about the natural world (e.g. electronics, history, architecture)

other (tell me in tags!)

I don't have hyperfixations, show results

Voting ended onMar 5, 2023

if you are willing to please reblog so I can reach more neurodivergent people and get more interesting results!

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[gaytanic-panic]

everyone talks about their first video game console but what was like, YOUR video game console? The one you had the most fun on, that you had when you played the most games, the one that really defines what a games console is in your mind. Like, my first console was a Nintendo 64 but the console closest to my heart, that I played the most on and have the most memories of is the Xbox 360.

[gaytanic-panic]

Responses to this are making me think Nintendo is a psyop to transgenderize people

[hhuhh]

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

[eilooxara]

y'all there's something wrong with my pen

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

[lancelotapologist]

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

[draws-memes]

Bonus:

[cat-lover-1001]

[pandash9095]

This is Eggen, and she has her own Instagram! @cheese_eggen

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[rulerofspace134]

@xxtc-96xx

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Why do people like honey so much. It literally burns ur tingue

[flinchyfinch]

How lol no it doesn't, not for me.

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Wait this doesn't happen for other people??

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

Think you might be allergic to honey lmao

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

THAT CAN HAPPEN???????

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

[loserwithastylus-moved-deactiva]

Who wants to make my top post the one where i question my immune system

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Remember me when you’re famous lol

[lastoneout]

My favorite genre of tumblr post is "op finds out they are allergic to something when they post that said thing makes their tounge, mouth, or skin burn/itch/swell up and everyone is like um yeah thats not supposed to happen" (as well as the notable subgenre "one or more people discover they are colorblind")

Anyway keep it up this is literally never not funny.

[the-fox-fae-deactivated20220908]

This genre of post literally taught me that not all food allergies are anaphylactic. Helped me ID that my kid's food allergies. Fuck yeah go tumblr

[rosslynpaladin]

For further reader info: A child is likely to describe a food allergy as too spicy, makes their mouth tingly, makes their throat feel funny/ itchy/fuzzy/frog in their throat if they know that expression, etc

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

. . .

Hm.

[bloodyl1ps]

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]