probably following you from a sideblog

[iris, she/they femdyke, 27] thepoison-thecure is my mcr blog and I run femmemakeup :^)

[eahvez]

hii it's iris this is my main but i'm more active on my sideblogs:

★ mcr blog: @thepoison-thecure

★ femdyke aesthetic blog: @femmemakeup

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[thememedaddy]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[hamster-princess3]

POV: they hated ur graduate thesis so much u got sent to die in space

[kissedfawns]

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

[ilynpilled]

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

[keymintt]

all the pulse and solitude of a self-burning sun

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[juliajacklinofficial]

playing a game called listening to the mountain goats while things get worse. it’s where you listen to the mountain goats while things get worse.

[maisonrubis]

what is the point of international sports if not to root against the english

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ostolero]

[softwaring]

[jagalart]

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

friend who says he's "busy having nightmares" whenever you ask why he can't hang out with you