probably following you from a sideblog

[iris, she/they femdyke, 27] thepoison-thecure is my mcr blog and I run femmemakeup :^)

[eahvez]

hii it's iris this is my main but i'm more active on my sideblogs:

★ mcr blog: @thepoison-thecure

★ femdyke aesthetic blog: @femmemakeup

[gaybichon]

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[freakoutgirl]

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[eategg24]

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[tainaronian]

my bacteria….

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[sirenja-and-stag]

I’d like to resume my therapy and kill you with my hands