ThePandaRambles

gamer. martial artist. old-fashioned. awkward potato.

[localstarboy]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[biyaself]

Okay but i have to reblog this every time 😂

[la-niec]

When she pulled the drink out I wipe out

[theartofanimation]

Geoffrey Chan  -   http://geolim0106.deviantart.com  -  https://es.pinterest.com/geoffrey003530  -  https://www.instagram.com/GEOFFREY_CHAN  -  https://www.behance.net/GeoLim0106  -  https://www.facebook.com/geoffrey.chan.71

[persephoneinspace-deactivated20]

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

[natural--blues]

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

[patchworkheart-deactivated20200]

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

[sensicalabsurdities]

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

[ozziedawn]

no that’s just how siblings are

[jacobnordby]

[ally-thorne]

[alltimevirgilant]

who told you that you could call me out like that

[book-keeper]

[uacboo]

From Twitter.

[mightbeunknown]

is it weird that as i got through the tweet my understanding of it lessens?

[balkanbruiser]

If you had a recent ancestor who went through starvation it actually altered their genetics and may have passed down genes to you that make you hold on to fat. So this tweet is more accurate than you’d think.

[lolotehe]

More on that.

[sea-dilemma]

Seriously, my body is expecting the next ice age.

[jezi-belle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

MY FUCKING GREAT GRANDFATHER LITERALLY FLED LEBANON DUE TO A FUCKING FAMINE AND MY GRANDMOTHER AND DAD AND I ARE ALL FAT AS FUCKING HELL.

FUCK ME RUNNING I DID NOT KNOW THIS.

[golbatgender]

…That’s going to apply also to anyone whose recent ancestors voluntarily dieted a lot, isn’t it. Diet culture long-term causes more obesity. Sure, it takes decades to show up, but anything you’d hear today about childhood obesity would reflect that. Exercising is still very good for most people, but trying to lose weight shouldn’t be the goal for most people, because a) it usually doesn’t work very well or it comes back and b) your kids or grandkids could end up with extra wonky metabolisms. (And while fat itself is actually not that much of a problem if you keep your fitness up, it can be hard on your joints. That’s actually the biggest health risk if you’re “small end of fat,” under 40, and active–joint problems.)

[greenekangaroo]

THAT MOTHERFUCKING ARTIFICIAL FAMINE THAT’S IT I’M GONNA FIGHT THE ENGLISH 

[libraford]

…. holy shit.

[beyknowles]

A Theraphy Session for Homophobic People

[black-nata]

legend has it that if you say “women can’t carry blockbusters” three times in the mirror, sandra bullock and cate blanchett appear outside your window with bubble guns and frame you for robbery

[heyauntieeee]

M’Baku’s fuckin ass tell me I’m wrong

[whileasleepinthegarden-deactiva]

M’Baku as HELL 😭😭😭

[tae-kun]

how you gotta pump ya queen up 😂

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[unluckyrose]

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[wearepaladin]

The Royal Cloak of Light by Magdalena Radziej

[vress-shark]

호숫가의 사슴🦌💦 A Deer In the Lake

[yekkes]

Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*

Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[lilyanthus]

Poor people: So does this mean you’ll help me get the assistance I need to get the education I need for a better job, or any job?

Conservatives: No! In this country you work hard for what you get! Pull yourself up by the bootstraps! Poor people are just lazy! Teach your kids to work hard and they’ll succeed!

Kids in poor areas: So does this mean you’ll fund my public education so we get the equipment we need, and make sure I’m fed so I’m not too hungry to focus on school?

Conservatives: No! It’s not our fault your schools keep failing standardized testing and losing money. The schools in wealthy areas do better, so they get the money. It’s that simple. Poor people shouldn’t have kids if they can’t afford them.

Women: So does this mean you’ll let me have an abortion when I need it, or birth control so I don’t get pregnant in the first place?

Conservatives: No! Keep your legs closed, slut!

[therondaily]

“It’s a great irony, isn’t it?”

[winterswake]

Cate Blanchett as Lou Miller in Ocean’s Eight  ✨ ✨ ✨

[gisewaaa]

The universe is indifferent. We ought not to be.