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deep-state-partisan

skarchomp

slugzone

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

kingcheddarxvii

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers

pangolinslut

Look bro you just don’t realize how high res this picture of a mole is until you find out. And thank god I didn’t just get rickrolled

pjackk

Nice taste cheap price good supper👍

#she ate that fucking dog

despairhasitsown-calm

i promise you can write a female character as bold and not afraid to get into fights without giving her a secret soft side. i promise it's not less complex, in fact at this point it might as well be revolutionary

#you need to watch black clover #half way through there’s this ginger milf #and let’s just say..#zoinks

the-amateur-folklorist-deactiva

Who do you think would most likely win in a fight?

Flynn Rider

Prince Naveen

Voting ended onOct 11, 2023

pangolinslut

Reblogged without voting. Where’s the third option?

vesper-in-bloom

Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific

pangolinslut

Not me realizing this at 25

buzzlightyearhugecock

i have an insatiable lust for cowboy cock

pangolinslut

get in fucking line

saturnisscreaming

You've heard of gender neutral. Get ready for gender drive, gender reverse, and gender park

pangolinslut

watch me put this gender in a whole new gear

achesspiece

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

pangolinslut

can’t trust a damn thing

90s-2000s-barbie

Pokemon Trainer Card Art by Keiji Kinebuchi

pangolinslut

Cannot believe they gave the berry tits, smh

happy monday

he got penis blasted

K

atlas-the-worldbuilder

Today, I would like to commemorate an event which has laid a very profound impact on the internet.

Ten years ago on this day (06/08/09), a forum website called SomethingAwful held a photoshop contest titled “create paranormal images”. The contest would require participants to edit ordinary photographs into creepy-looking images, and then try to pass them off as authentic photos on other paranormal forums.

Two days later, on June 10th, a user by the name Victor Surge would find this thread, and become inspired. He submitted the two pictures above, featuring a tall, faceless monster which would stalk children, who would then disappear. He called his monster “the Slender Man”. After this initial post, Surge and others would expand on the character and the story, creating one of the internet’s most famous monsters. The Slender Man proved to be popular enough to spread to other websites, with 4chan, Deviantart, and TV Tropes all having their own Slender-Mania. On June 20th of that same year, another user on the SomethingAwful forums found the Slender Man, and also wanted to contribute. Noticing nobody had made any videos yet of the monster, he sat down with some of his friends and planned out a video webseries involving a former college film student discovering and unravelling the mysteries surrounding Slender Man; this would become Marble Hornets, one of the first horror-themed ARG’s of the internet.

That all happened ten years ago. Ten years of haunting the darkest corners of the internet, and Slender Man has built up a surprisingly dense resume, for a fictional monster. Several popular webseries, a couple hit games, at least two movies, even inspiring other characters in seperate series like the Silence in Dr Who and the Enderman in Minecraft. And all this within a ten-year period.

I think this just attests to how much humans can be inspired by an idea. From a small handful of edited photographs, we collectively constructed a new monster which lurks in our nightmares, and now it almost seems as natural as the horror mythos he was based on. For better or worse, the Slender Man seems to be here to stay. Happy Birthday, Slendy! Here’s to hoping you continue to be both terrifying and terrific!