We're All Stories In The End...

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[emomcscourgeface-deactivated202]

More moss (not my pics)

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, March 13, 1919

[panic-at-the-davros]

[anxietyproblem]

[panic-at-the-davros]

I’m back bitches

[studentlifeproblems]

[petepepsi]

[marcy-the-martian]

Holy shit, this bot must’ve gotten to the robot nightmare episode and said “This is how you see me, eh?” and just roasted the fuck outta the sponge cast

[sleepiercell--thesleepiest]

“He is a sponge in mans clothing without explaining.”

[sylvester-malone]

“I lack bones and I lack fear” is a surprisingly powerful line.

[gaytaurus]

i know only victimry

[panic-at-the-davros]

My heart is a clarinet. Black with holes that commerce cannot fix.

[panic-at-the-davros]

I dOn’T HAvE 2020 vISioN

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[moopl13]

Visit Original Link

IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU HONESTLY (x)

[wishingformemoria]

[akosijennnn-blog]

reblogging ‘cause it sounds like a background music in a fantasy novel/movie.

[darkblazeprince-deactivated2018]

It really does. This is gorgeous.

[fukindork]

Put. This. On. Spotify. Right now.

[feral-flower-child]

Oh my god play this at my funeral

[panic-at-the-davros]

Yeet

[lupesalvarez]

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Me hearing the news ODAAT isn’t being renewed

[jimalim]

Sums it up perfectly. I’ve seen 3 different diverse shows blowing up on social media because they were at risk of cancelation, ALL IN THE LAST WEEK ALONE.

[viudanegraaa]

This is how I know y'all don’t know wtf you’re talking about. Carol had a ful face of makeup in Captain Marvel, just because she was wearing neutral colors doesn’t mean she wasn’t wearing makeup. The fact that we see her with red lipstick just means she had a chance to settle in before she meets Thor. Notice how she’s not wearing her armor, even though she was in the end credits scene of CM? ALSO, THE RUSSO BROTHERS AREN’T THE F*CKING MAKEUP PEOPLE. Y'all do realize more than one person works on these films? Y'all been watching MCU movies since childhood, sitting through the world’s longest credits, AND STILL DON’T REALIZE IT’S NOT JUST TWO PEOPLE DOING EVERYTHING.

[tinynebula]

list of people who have more power over the directos when deciding how the story goes and how a character is presented: the producers, the screenwriters, the art department, the make up artists, the costume department, the fx department and post production team, even the editors who can solicit reshoots if a movie needs it. 

also, can we PLEASE drop the notion that some red lipstick and comfortable sporty clothes means carol’s a daughter of the patriarchy?? jeez

[tomsholland]

this this this!! 

peggy carter’s signature look is a bold, bright red lipstick and she STILL puts misogynists in their place and still kicks everyone’s ass. she’s powerful AND feminine. (and not once have i ever seen someone say they thought peggy’s red lips made her inferior somehow to women who don’t wear lipstick.)

carol danvers isn’t wearing fake eyelashes and a winged eyeliner and overdrawn lips in some skimpy outfit. she’s literally wearing a plain black tank top. and sure, she’s wearing a tad bit more makeup than we’ve NOTICED before (i say “noticed” because again, she was indeed wearing makeup in captain marvel, it was just more “natural” and it didn’t register in our minds as makeup - and that’s a sign the makeup department did their job correctly).

carol wearing makeup isn’t an attack on powerful women. it isn’t some “statement” about how the russo brothers are trying to make her “sexier” (if that were the case there are about ten other ways i could think of doing that).

y’all really think the russo brothers went “ah, no, you know what this scene needs? MORE MAKEUP!!!” nah. the russos are literally just the DIRECTORS, they don’t have a say in how the makeup artists and costume designers do their job. their hands are already full with, you know, DIRECTING THE MOVIE.

[adlunametadastra]

Margaret Peggy Carter always had her 40s curls LAID AND PROPER PINNED. Her pearls were never dim. Her dresses and skirts were NEVER wrinkled. Her heels were NEVER scuffed. Her red lipstick and red nails were NEVER smudged and/or chipped. And yet she will flatten a misogynist in 0.7 seconds WITH HER FISTS or whatever she had handy without ANY of her look falling out of place. I dare ANYONE to fucking tell ME that Margaret Peggy “founder of S.H.I.E.L.D.” Carter was less a feminist simply because she was effeminate.

[jeanqrey]

I know my own value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY (March 8, 2019)

[panic-at-the-davros]

I meant to post more tea stuff in a row, but apparently I’m allergic to something in one of the many I tried and had to take a break

[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[aerois]

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

[wolfoflightandearth]

@aerois yo I love totally spies, that shit was the bomb. And you’re right this is totally something they would have

[bouquetoftwelve]

Hairclips that function like this terrified me as a child! Now I feel validated in that!

[lundayy]

A compilation of memes I received from friends after the superbowl.

Thanks to @mightbeamalfoy for one of them

[panic-at-the-davros]

High key