Call Me Ishmeal (no please don’t)

[panic-at-the-general-vicinity]

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[bwooomscratches]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[afeelgoodblog]

Why hasn’t this been done before?

[autisticexpression]

You know why.

[petrosapian]

Mind the Gap: a handbook of clinical signs on black and brown skin

Second year medic, Malone Mukwende, has been working with staff members as part of a student-staff partnership project looking at clinical t

[missmixx-a-lot]

Cause racial health disparities…

[xmagnet-o]

I hope this gets published

[algorizmi]

It is available for download as a pdf from their website. www.blackandbrownskin.co.uk/mindthegap

[imperatorsapphiosa]

Hey, if anyone’s curious, this IS making a serious impact — this handbook was taught as standard practice for my EMT license course, as well as several other programs. A lot of new providers are being taught this as a matter of course.

[liberalsarecool]

Guilty. That is their brand. MAGA is guilty.

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[worst-roommates-ever]

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better

[tainbocuailnge]

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

[tainbocuailnge]

this guy gets it!!!!! this is the kind of rock solid phonetic structural integrity you have to compete with!!!! and no amount of marika's tits or thal's balls or odin's beards will ever get close because with ol jeezy boy his name alone has all the features you need

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[play-detectives]

okay but the formula to Create an expletive with a similar effect is RIGHT THERE let me show you: [post-alveolar affricate like 'j' or 'ch', or a plosive like 'k' 'g' 'p' 'b' 'd' 't'] + [vowel] + [sibilant fricative like 's' 'z' 'sh' 'zh'] + [vowel] + [another sibilant fricative, could be the same as before or not] [plosive] + [liquid consonant like 'l' or 'r'] + [vowel] + [another sibilant fricative, could be the same as before or not] + [a voiceless plosive or affricate like 't' or 'ch' or you could get fancy with it and try an ejective affricate]

you could toss in some extra 'l' 'r' 'n' or 'm' sounds for variety too and i don't think it would disrupt the rhythm too much e.g. chozaz glazht bashish driskx' puzzlus dretch

[happyk44]

[ID: Tags from @spr0utsies: #it's the like. 2 fricatives in a row in jesus getting snapped with the hard /k/ sound in christ #then the stop of the /t/ doesn't let it hang #it's easy to say fast and short enough to roll off the tongue #it's a good expletive!! /end ID]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Vallarta supermarkets sells some pretty decent tamales at their hot bar and on the side of the package it says “steamed with love” and today I wondered what a tamale steamed with apathy or hatred would taste like but then I realized that since they make hundreds of these every day that’s probably how most of them are actually steamed realistically

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what vibe does prev give off?

victorian gothic

roaring 20s

70s rockstar

y2k

90s grunge

distant future

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

stole it from here

[comicaurora]

Im sure everyone is asking you your opinion of Nolan's Odyessy, so rather than throw another in there i'll ask

How funny is it that the Hadestown Proshot was in theatres at the same time?

squandered the crossover potential smh

[theweirdwideweb]

[alex51324]

The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.

Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you're six or so, you've seen pretty much all of them that you're ever likely to.

Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you're 80 this guy rocks up to you.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Squiderella on her way home from the ball