david. 22, NY

bare butts and cute animals

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McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

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The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

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Big Mac Dick Energy

[mollyspurg]

I saw that ad on facebook for customizable crazy straws and i didn’t even think i just smashed the purchase button and 2 weeks and $15 later this arrived at my house 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

OP where’s the link

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Where’s the fucking link

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the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

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i don’t understand

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bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

[hohomylad]

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

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[firesuns-archive]

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

[firesuns-archive]

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

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mood

[joe-strummer]

[karshmallow]

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

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i’m a film student

[porterr-robinson]

[closet-keys]

My brother was diagnosed with depression years before I was, and because of that he started therapy years before I did.

I still remember when I was a young teen and he was playing a Nirvana song and he stopped it at this one line: “I miss the comfort of being sad”

He told me that when you start to get better, there’s a part of you that misses being sad and that if you start feeling that way you have to be extra extra aware and careful because if you indulge the feeling you’ll go down a self-destructive spiral

And even though that was years and years ago, I think about it all the time. Especially when I’m reading discourse on the idea of getting so attached to mental illness as an identity that you don’t want to improve things because you feel safe in it and don’t know who you are without it

I always think of that line “I miss the comfort of being sad” and my brother’s warning

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[becausebirds]

Fairy pigeons?

edit: for those concerned about the colorful birds, I was able to find this:

They are dyed and fed a special diet. These are pigeons located in Pearl City Hawaii and the Humane society has certified that they are treated humanely and are not in any danger from the process that changes their coloring. Their keeper (Doug Beter) has been recognized by the humane society for his best practices and his care for the birds.

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emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[cheese24k]

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

worth every second

[sephiramy]

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

[windcave]

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens