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Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

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beesmygod

DESTROY false idols

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sarcoptid

FITTED TO WHOM

sparkytheandroid

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

sarcoptid

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

valtsv

my desire to get railed by a sexy vampire lady vs. my intense & passionate feelings about garlic as a seasoning

midnightvrose

black-nata

me @ my last brain cell

mysharona1987

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

lollydrag0n

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

isolinde-deactivated20150910

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

mysharona1987

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

valtsv

woman in a film: soaked in blood brandishing a knife in grimy hands screaming incoherently veins popping on her forehead red faced and disheveled going absolutely feral with rage

me:

earth-dancer

ur first playthrough of yakuza 0 is fuckin wild if youve never played a yakuza game before (like me) like u start the game n ur playin as this kiryu guy who everyone says is the main character so ur like ok cool. u fuck around with some side missions. maybe sing some karaoke or do some disco with kiryus pal nishiki. theyre both fuckin nerds. u love them anyway. its fun. u play the main story. u get to this cutscene with this guy wearin an eyepatch. ur like oh shit its the other guy on the cover of the game. hes so cool. n then the game makes u play as him. hes so fuckin cool. this bitch. majima. I bet he has a dramatic ass sad backstory. then the games shows u his dramatic ass sad backstory n ur like shit. I love this sad eyepatch man. Ill kill this wrinkly old sagawa piss drinking fuck. but majima is so sad and u miss kiryu n nishiki. u miss karaoke. then u figure out u can do karaoke with majima n ur like oh shit yes. u go to the karaoke bar alone bc majima has no friends. thats sad. theres only 1 song available. its called 24 hour cinderella. ur expecting it to be some deep angsty shit bc majima is tragic n sad n lonely. u hit play. its a pop song. hmm. majima has a good voice. then next thing u know majima is doin backflips in a pair of roller skates. hes also wearin a holographic glittery suit. there are rainbow hearts n stars in the background. u dont care about nishiki or kiryu anymore

#sara

rooby

guys i found something revolutionary

rooby

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these

for 9 cents a piece

rooby

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

rooby

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

honted

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

fantasy-costco

ANYWAY if there’s one thing I learned from this site it’s that buying 144 plastic kazoos as a Christmas present for a ten year old is simultaneously the best and worst possible idea

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