Start with fart jokes and work your way backward

Eryn ~ She/Her ~ 18

[oak23]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[teathattast]

[badjokesbyjeff]

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

[adulthoodisokay]

fuck you, OP

[actualaster]

This post took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life

[seven-faders]

[aviculor]

My dog wrote this article after she saw me eating corn dogs

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.

[reconnect-kingdomhearts-deactiv]

REBELLION. 

[lightningstrikes-art]

[catchymemes]

[square-state-syndrome]

@maki-harukawa

[projectshinypokemon]

Polycephaly Paleognaths

[minecraft]

Love when you’re in a mineshaft and you just find some mushrooms growin’ wild, like heck yes,,,……………………….soup time

[minecraft]

oh yeah i like when this happens in minecraft as well

[joey-wheeler-official]

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

[super-metroid]

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

[cool-eevee]

This post is a fucking two hit combo

[secondclassvines]

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

[bisexualgambit]

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

[gapingvirgo]

ross died of influenza

[taylortut]

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

[pissvortex]

[amydicinta]

[great-tweets]

Meet Marshall.