pap pap. good creb.

Crab enthusiast with 7 Purple Pinchers all screaming at each other over who gets to sit in the food dish first.

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[myvanityisavirtue]

Leaving this in the tags is a crime

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID/ Tumblr tag reading: #god when he makes anything else other than crabs /End ID]

[crabdominalpain]

OP is a stack of crabs, piled on top of one another, wearing an overcoat, trying to sneak into the Theater to see The Shape of Water but go off I guess.

[that-crazy-australian]

[pepprs]

[isopresso]

カブトガニ

Horseshoe crab

2020.10.12

[supergameboytwo]

this is actually balloons don’t let them trick you

[weirdlandtv]

A 500-pound stained glass crab sculpture at BWI Marshall Airport, Maryland.

[pseudomantis]

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[mens-rights-activia]

People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt. That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a jester’s closet lmaoo Maryland is just Maine flavored Virginia

[thebutterflyranger]

Bruh Maryland is one of the most populated states in the country. We have one the most diverse counties with the best public schools systems in all the states. Our community colleges are top ranking and we have one of the lowest crime rates overall. We also one if the richest states and WE AINT ALL ABOUT CRABS

[mens-rights-activia]

[heedra]

looking at crabs on company time. holding crabs on company time. adoring crabs on the company dime.

[proakela-deactivated20190415]

[thepordigycarb]

digging a hole in a hill and sealing it off to wait out the first night in minecraft

[worm-suggestion]

This is Crab’s Whole Life.

It’s really quite strong, right? It can move a lot of sand at once.

[dynamicoceans]

These are box crabs. The male will carry the female with him until she molts.

Video

[squidersdoodles]

He just picked up his gf and left

[hothimbimbop]

“Don’t talk to me or my gf ever again”

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[letsbesimpleaboutthis]

[dirtcup]

SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

[redstarovermoundcity]

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[sketchypuppos-sketches-deactiva]

it’s 1am. reblog crab dance